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Alexis Torres

Alexis Torres is the most prettiest girl ever and she is loving, caring, and funny and she will make your day so much better. People hate her cuz they can’t be her but she doesn’t care. Alexis will always be by your side no matter what.
You need a girl like Alexis Torres.
by aireona🤩 November 6, 2019
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torked

Matt is torked, therefore, he requires specila care.
by St. Dumbfuck June 16, 2007
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torpedorgasm

when a man orgasms/comes/blows his load underwater, usually in the bath or sometimes in a jacuzzi or swimming pool
Dude, I masterbated in the bath, torpedorgasm style, gimme 5!
by sarge2--7 August 15, 2007
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Michael Torres

A common name prank-callers use when asking a bartender to see if their friend is around...

Bartender: Sounds like Anyone seen Michael Torres? Who knows my clitoris?
Alternate: Sounds like Michael Torres burns....anyone here know my clitoris burns?
by StynkStar December 29, 2011
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Torrey Honors Institute

A substantial and growing classical education program at Biola University.

(Biola is the alma mater of such evangelical luminaries as Charles E. Fuller, John F. MacArthur, and Josh McDowell.)

Torrey Honors is modeled after the great medieval universities like Oxford and Cambridge, and is one of several excellent classical education options in America, though it is one of the few within the Protestant tradition.

The program is interdisciplinary and interdenominational, with scholars and teachers that are Protesting-emerging, Protestant-Calvinist, Protestant-Wesleyan, Anglican, Eastern Orthodox.

Students from Torrey attend graduate schools at Oxford University, Notre Dame, the University of Chicago, the University of Dallas, Yale School of Divinity, and many other top 50 schools. Graduates are well prepared for any practical or academic career.
"Did you hear about George?"
"No, did he get into to Notre Dame?"
"Yeah, and he's living with two other Torrey graduates in town."
"Sweet, that guy is a good conversationalist... Humble too."
"I'm jealous. Not only did I get kicked out of Torrey Honors Institute 'cause I was an ass, but I got rejected from Notre Dame."
"Hey don't worry man, you got into UC Riverside. That's a really good school"
"Yeah, you're right. I should be happy for him."
by CircularReason March 11, 2010
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Torpedo Torture

When one person indian burns there penis.
I heard people in prison torpedo torture each other for sexual enjoyment
by Craza Fool September 18, 2010
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Torpedo

a small joint made by using half of a rolling paper. It's main use is to be able to get high quickly and leave no evidence.
bring a torpedo to school today so we can smoke it while we walk through the courtyard betweend 3rd and 4th period.
by madbonger October 26, 2010
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