Purple Toaster

When a man shits into a womans mouth. then chokes her until she turns purple. He then punches her in the stomach causing her to spit the shit out like a toaster.

"jill was talking back to me last night, so i gave her a purple toaster"

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by mochadwarf September 27, 2009

tatered

when you t-bag someone but your nuts are so big theyre like oversized tatertots

jeremy got tatered by jett!!!!!!
ohnoes did u see nolan get tatered?!?!?!?!

by jeremyjeiromejett February 2, 2008

tatered

having someone hijack your Facebook account and informing all of your friends that you love having dicks in the butt or that you enjoy "dickbutt".

"What the fuck...?!"

"Oh dude...look at your status! I KNEW you liked dicks in your butt!"

"Son of a bitch..."

"YOU'VE BEEN TATERED...Ahahahaha!!!"

by Tainter Dickbutt December 4, 2010

Toaster

1) A device that heats bread until it is crisp, and therefore toast

2) A gun, heat

3) A DVD Player, X-Box, or Music Device. Often used with "Pop a Squat", "Pop a Trend", or "Pop a Plant"

1) Hey, put some pop-tarts in the toaster, will you?

2) I'm packing a toaster, don't mess with me

3) Pop a trend in the toaster, I need to beat your highscore!

by ElCapitan November 3, 2004

toaster oven

derogitory term used to describe male reproductive organ

hey bitch, blow my toaster oven!

by Rishi & Bia August 2, 2006

toaster mage

In his words, an "Excessively lazy" person who asked me to define him here. Likes pies, glee and "o.o"

He is a communist! www.pieism.tk o.o

by Zal January 16, 2005

toaster pastry

when performing anal sex, the man blows his man shake into the anus... thus making a warm and creamy toaster pastry

brandon and danielle just made a delicious toaster pastry in the closet

by RmfB October 7, 2009