Baxter found himself trapped in the eye of a tornado. With time running out and no other options, he decided to transform the regular tornado into a Mayonnaise Tornado by ejaculating into it. He forever changed the way that people look at tornadoes. Especially horny dudes.
by G.T. Collins May 17, 2009
Get the Mayonnaise Tornado mug.An armored reptile, usually equipped with missile launchers which they hide under their shell. Highly underestimated, tortoises hide underground in small clumps, training for the day they unite and take over the world. They infiltrate human bases by appearing cute and posing as pets.
Not to be mistaken for turtles.
Not to be mistaken for turtles.
by I💗Hypixel May 18, 2016
Get the Tortoise mug.The best striker in the whole Premiership. A very skilled, fast and technical player. He rips through the oppositions defence and makes his presence known imidiately.
by Rumo March 1, 2008
Get the fernando torres mug.A very large stair set in California. Only the most expert skateboarders/bladers can make it down the handrail or the set.
by Ricky Benda May 25, 2005
Get the El toro mug.Noun: When shitty things keep happening, or when one continually thinks of negative things, they may be overcome by the fuck tornado. Fuck tornado describes the verbal exchange of the victim. "Fuck" is said with increasing frequency and intensity, similar to the whirling of a tornado.
Chad: Fuck... Fuck.. Fuck. Fuck! Fuck!! FUCK!!!
Brad: Hey man, get out of that fuck tornado before you pop a fuckin' gasket.
Chad: FAAACK!!
Brad: Hey man, get out of that fuck tornado before you pop a fuckin' gasket.
Chad: FAAACK!!
by hgf921 August 19, 2007
Get the Fuck Tornado mug.A sexual act, during which one member rubs ice cream on and around the butthole of their sexual partner. They then proceed to lick it off and rim their asshole. Through this action the cold front of the ice cream and warm front associated with the probing tongue of the active partner coincide in a destructive tornado of pleasure and lust.
WHEN USED IN CONVERSATION:
Billy: "Did you hear Chris got an ANAL TORNADO last night from that sketchy old dude?"
Raul: "Oo baby, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Michael: "Rolling in the deep"
WHEN USED FORMALLY:
The five day forecast predicts a one hundred percent chance of ANAL TORNADO on Friday night.
Billy: "Did you hear Chris got an ANAL TORNADO last night from that sketchy old dude?"
Raul: "Oo baby, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Michael: "Rolling in the deep"
WHEN USED FORMALLY:
The five day forecast predicts a one hundred percent chance of ANAL TORNADO on Friday night.
by The Alist July 1, 2011
Get the Anal Tornado mug.Tori is the person you can always trust with all your secrets. You may get annoyed with her sometimes because she will hold you to anything you say, but in the long run she is the best person you will ever meet. She's super athletic and awesome. She's beautiful but doesn't see it. She's also hilarious and is the person everyone has inside jokes with. She's an awesome smart ass and is crazy af. She's trustworthy and loyal. Any guy would be lucky to have her.
Tori is the best friend ever.
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