Spong

A spastic and a mong put together

"Hey Munro Galil your a proper fucking Spong"

by Dubzy21 July 07, 2021

Spong

A tongue shaped piece of land

I ventured down to old Samuels spong

by Moanadamassive April 06, 2020

spong

A bong but the water is sperm.

Aidan and Ian worked all week to break out the spong for the boys this weekend.

by CumGuzzler6669 May 16, 2019

SPONG

Someone who isn't with it. Someone who is a bit of a dumbass

How come you haven't called me back yet you SPONG?

by Bigman2trappy July 21, 2023

Drug Sponge (SpongeBob)

A human who has used illicit substances in such massive doses daily, usually since adolescence. This results in a near inability to feel completely content with their high, unless several substances are used in conjunction. E.G. “fuck man I just took 90mg of methadone, waited a bit and shot a goofball with qt. Gram of h and half a g of speed. Now I gotta take these bars, probably gonna smoke a half g of fetty powder and half a ball of crystal after” while most users would think of this as wasteful or suicidal some users who since developing neurologically alongside several high doses of illicit substances become nearly immune to over use of several conflicting substances. DRUG SPONGE

Noun- Drug Sponge (SpongeBob)
Homie-“You good dawg”?
You-“yeah man sorry I took my 120mg dose of methadone, smoked some dark and clear off foil, ate those rolls, and took 20mg of Valium.”
Homie-“yeah fam, you’re a mfin sponge for sure.”

by Fettyfuckfaceforfuxsake April 04, 2023

spong mincer

A person showing signs of sun normal human ability and intelligence ,especially with impaired walking.

That Wayne Rooney is a great spong mincer!

by Soup Dragon November 19, 2017

leaky sponge

When a tampon leaks blood

The tampon was like a leaky sponge

by Hueybooty May 03, 2015