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Portland Timbers

The Portland Timbers are a soccer team from the quaint inland village of Portland which resides near the mouth of the Colombia River in the Oregon Territory.

Know for their lack of finishing skills, The Timbers are the known as the perpetual bit*h of both the Seattle Sounders and Vancouver Whitecaps. 2011 will mark the Timbers integration with the fashionable MLS soccer league of the glorious USA.
2006 was a very disappointing season for many reasons for the Portland Timbers, and their fans. The team finishing tied for last in the table with a franchise worst 7-15-6 (27 points) record, the Offensive production was last in the league as the club only netted 25 goals, and the Timbers lost their derby with heated rival Seattle Sounders.
by icefunk December 10, 2009
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The New York Times

A daily newspaper based in New York City, USA, established in 1851. Often abbreviated to NYT or NYTimes. Generally considered a good source of factual, if liberal-leaning, information.
Did you see that new article in The New York Times?
by bruh17777 May 5, 2021
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Times 10 to the max

Something to the most extreme level possible.
Can be written as (X)*10^the max. Max is an undefined constant, but it is extremely high.
That movie was intense times 10 to the max.
by Ambigously anonymous March 31, 2008
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Times Five

Used at the end of a sentence to describe something that is SO out of control or crazy as hell.
"Sorry I'm late. I just drove back from Manhattan. Traffic times five!"

OR

Dude 1: "I don't think I wanna hook up with that chick from the club anymore. She goes ape shit if I don't text her like all day."

Dude 2: "Yeah I hear u man. Psycho times 5. Hook up with someone else.

OR

Girl 1: "You put them back? How expensive were those shoes?"

Girl 2: "TOO much. Paycheck times five."
by Tylik Delvirgo June 2, 2014
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Timbersquirrel

Timbersquirrel is a furry
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selfy timer

when a person puts the timer on the camera and runs to pose for the picture. this person is most likely to be gay or just really lg.
hey look over there taras taking another selfy timer. classssssiiccc loserrr, but hmm her moms in it so that makes everything alright,
by howdy hoe June 1, 2010
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good times withdrawl

in a nutshell what jose said. can also be the feeling you get after a very good night out, etc., almost like you won't have that much fun ever again. usually happens after fun, rare occasions like a wedding or once in a lifetime things like turning 21.
after a crazy night of bar hopping for my 21st birthday, i have a case of what they call good times withdrawl. needless to say it kind of sucks i can't turn 21 again right now and the following nights are going to be fucking boring.
and i can hardly wait to get back to work...
by y2c August 17, 2011
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