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intrusive sex thoughts

It’s like I have hyperactive libido ramped up to 1000x. Sex dominates my thoughts every waking moment of every day. Masterbation helps for all of 5 minutes then it’s back on. Obviously I’m addicted to porn as it helps me masterbate more often to calm the unending torrents, but I’ve been trying really hard to quit as it’s so bad for my mental health and the way I see women, and my hyperactive libido has gotten so much worse. I can’t find any outlet for it at all; nothing I try can make it just stop.
by Bad C dev April 13, 2023
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She thought Twitter

Starting phrase to subtly warn an XBOX LIVE nuke.
Random peep: She thought Twitter, was social media...
Randomer peep: Well? Where's the yo mama joke?
Random peep: ............EA- *XBOX LIVE nuke hits area*
by ඩී December 7, 2023
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Penny for your thoughts

When you get blackout drunk and end the night with a spectacular performance of Irish Yoga unbeknownst to you with your face firmly pressed against a shinny copper penny. Then proceed to present to work the next morning with said shiny copper penny still adhered to your massively hung over forehead.
April - Hey Caleb can I give you a penny for your thoughts?

Caleb - sure whats up?

April - never mind I see you already have one.
by Reedski January 30, 2022
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Boner thoughts

Usually inappropriate thoughts that accure when one is aroused, but one wouldn't consider under any other circumstances.
Hey, sorry for asking nudes even though you have a boyfriend, it was one of those boner thoughts .
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by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
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Neglected Thoughts

No it isn't. This is another attempt at devaluing genius. I think the thoughts you think AND BETTER ONES. You do not do that.
Hym "No these are not your neglected thoughts asshole. If you were a genius at my level of magnitude... You could have done what I had done. You are not that. You wouldn't have figured out Einstein. I could have done what I did 4 years sooner."
by Hym Iam April 17, 2025
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it's the thought that counts

used to indicate that it is the kindness behind an act that matters, however imperfect or insignificant the act may be.
"when people give you things that you don't want, you must remember that it's the thought that counts"
by Arminkshipper August 7, 2024
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