Guy-del

Noun: To become radically inebriated at a company/family function within the first 30-45 minutes of arrival.

Actions may include but are not limited to: declaring ones sexual desires for everyones wife/girlfriend besides your own whislt she is standing behind you, repeatedly hammering a glass table with an acoustic guitar, and near molestation of family pets.

Cautionary Warning: Guy-deling is 100% avoidable but every party has that Guy-del. Monitoring alcohol consumptioin with anything more than careless regard will save you from being that Guy-del.

ME: Look at Phil. He is already ballroom dancing with the boss' wife.
YOU1: Well, someone has to be that Guy-del.
YOU2: Yeah and it saves me from being that Guy-del.

by Cuse-Nerd October 27, 2011

fbi guy

A member of the FBI that looks on you through your phone or device. He is typically depicted as being benevolent in nature, helping out many people in their lives. Despite this he is still watching you.

Big Brother is watching.

FBI guy let me know that that girl was interested in me.

by A_Random_Guy2 February 6, 2018

Lotion Guy

The guy with a chronic masturbation addiction that leads to domestic chaos and eventual divorce.

Guy 1: Yo nigga what does this guy have.
Guy 2: He has Lotion Guy Syndrome
Guy 1: DAMN!

by swagkid69420 November 9, 2020

"Straight" guy

A guy who says he's straight but is actually gay. In some cases, this gets very serious.

Example of serious cases: Acts straight but actually loves getting fucked by his mates

Another example: Acts straight but jerks off to pictures of his mates

"No, dude! I'm Straight!"

"You're DEFINITELY a "Straight" guy."

by Menkisser <3 October 15, 2023

Cummy Guy

A guy who is known for ejaculating more than average volumes of sperm

"Glenn can be fun in bed, but sometimes he's too much of a cummy guy for me!"

by Jack George June 11, 2008

guy guessing

When a guy confidently claims to know something, but in reality, he's just making wild stabs in the dark.
Often used to win arguments or to seem smart to impress the girls.

Tina: "Will we hit traffic on the way there?"
Bob: "No way, it'll be a smooth ride."
*Stuck in traffic for hours*
Tina: "Bob's guy guessing got us again!"

by alvass September 21, 2023

noice guy

A noice guy is a guy who will always text back straight away and always gass you up. He is always making you laugh and smile which is a good thing because he already knows.

"Robert's such a noice guy."

by hehiho May 2, 2018