man-whore who cheats on you but then says he loves you and attempts to make up for it by writing you a poem and proposing in it.
guy: "i know i cheated on you and lied about it, but i love you! i wrote you a poem. be my wife?"
girl: "holy shit don't be such a tree face"
girl: "holy shit don't be such a tree face"
by squirtle:) December 20, 2009
You're being a birch tree right now.
by Anonymous Dumbo Octopus September 02, 2020
(Australian Slang) 1. One who makes a mockery of themselves and others subconsciously or without intent.
2. One who cannot make up their mind.
3. Anyone roughly defined as a fool or buffoon.
2. One who cannot make up their mind.
3. Anyone roughly defined as a fool or buffoon.
by Agent FareEvader August 13, 2003
by lindsaymichelle February 11, 2011
What you call a person in high school or Jr high who is the best in a theater group, but gets cast in terrible roles because of an obvious dislike from the director.
Sanjaya: So Flotus, I heard about you being the chorus in the high school musical. I sorry, dude.
Flotus: DOnt worry. Every one knows that I'm the theater tree so I don't mind much.
Flotus: DOnt worry. Every one knows that I'm the theater tree so I don't mind much.
by Nonyo Binness May 18, 2007
-noun- a piece of furniture for seating from two to four people, typically in the form of a bench with a back, sometimes having an armrest at one or each end, and partly or wholly upholstered and often fitted with springs, tailored cushions, skirts, etc.; sofa. Is found in trees.
by forgarth April 10, 2010
a tree under which people lose their capability to act in a productive manner. Quite frequently, this great tree causes people's actions to resemble those of a froomer. contrary to popular belief, this term does NOT have a sexual connotation; them bitches do not get mad easy while sitting in the presence of david's tree. the tree,however, is not too big, and therefore is unfortunately an inadequate shield from the sun. keeping this in mind, it is absolutely crucial that one remember to bring a pair of sunglasses, preferably $7 foakleys bought from a haitian, when going to visit this wondrous spot.
bro, i want to play some lax, drink some nattys, and slam some bitches. it'll be so chill.
bro, sounds mad cill, but we cant be going to david's tree then...them bitches ain't mad easy thurr
bro, sounds mad cill, but we cant be going to david's tree then...them bitches ain't mad easy thurr
by world's most concerned citizen July 11, 2010