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your local department: yes i am aware this is stupid.
other guy: Bob invasion?

me: yes

your local department: spread bob

by your local department April 6, 2022

Spreading my wings

“Spreading my wings” is nyc bird slang and means that the person who is saying the term, going to have sex that same day.

Veronica: “Ma Im spreading my wings today”
Alice: “that means she’s gonna have sex with someone today”

by Nycbirdslang April 14, 2022

Spreads

The act of spreading love and positivity in a multitude of ways. cheeks also...

Hey Laura, your party last had amazing vibes, it was mad spread

He gave 50 racks to charity? Damn hes on spreads!

by Merriam Fleetster Dictionary January 26, 2022

Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster!

Something the back girl said in the remake of Hell Boy when she got shot with a poisonous twig.

"Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster!"
Me: That's what she said

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 27, 2022

Spreading the Dog

When someone bends over and there ass gets wider.

Andrew was spreading the dog when he dropped the cap.

by ALblondie96 February 13, 2022

god spreading

The ultra version of man spreading

Dude stop god spreading the car is already stuffed as it is.

by WarKami September 9, 2021

God spreading

Ultra version of man spreading

Dude, stop god spreading the car is already stuffy.

by WarKami September 9, 2021