Sponge

Someone who sucks all the living life and joy out of peoples livelihoods.

They tend to:

- Lap up all the available attention
- Be useless and dry asf when they cant get any attention
- Want to get in all the dirtiest scenarios unnecessarily

Can be used as a generic insult for someone who gets on your nerves
A synonym for a pick me girl

They're such an attention seeker wtf

I know what a sponge

Stop being such a sponge and make yourself useful for once

by tiredchart April 2, 2021

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Pussy Sponge

A tampon.

“Her - I need another pussy sponge or I’m going to bleed all over my pants”

by AmericanSTarSOS April 25, 2021

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Sponge Painted

When a man has a large bush and the woman is on her period and the man is having sex with her from behind, the blood on the man's bush acts as a sponge painter on the woman's vagina.

Dude, I sponge painted this girl last night. Her vagina looked like my mom's guest bathroom.

by Liseee82 September 4, 2017

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Anal Sponging

When you insert a sponge into your anus and let it soak up your feces for about a week, then excreting it onto a salad spinner above your significant others face. Thus letting the chocolate rain onto all who are around.

"Hey joe, what did you do this weekend?"
"Just a little anal sponging with my wife, it was everywhere!"

by Sponjizz1930 June 20, 2014

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cheese the sponge

1) To fail fantastically right out of the gate... like as if you were to use a new sponge to clean a cheesy mess, instantly ruining both the sponge and any chance of a successful cleaning of the cheesy mess.

All you had to do was clean the dishes... but all you did was totally cheese the sponge!

by HawaiianBryan October 23, 2013

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