nose noodle

When you pick your nose, and a bogie is attached to both your nose and finger simultaneously and is very very long and refuses to let go

Kyle picked his nose and a nose noodle came out

by AdolfStalinKhanMalema November 29, 2015

Noodle puffer

A gay man who prefers to perform fellatio on Asian men.

Now I know why Rich likes dim sum so much, he's a noodle puffer.

by Herbos, a prince July 5, 2008

Noodle Shark

When a non Asian woman strictly dates Asian men.

Pedro ask Jennifer out for a date. She said no because she is strictly a noodle shark.

by pigcharm May 27, 2013

Speedy Noodle

A term used to describe someone who doesn't last very long in bed.

"My husband is a speedy noodle. Last night he lasted 4 minutes, our new record. Last time our highest was 2 minutes."

by mortymer May 29, 2018

Slick noodle

A ferret

Look at those slick noodles being slick

The slick noodle was in a hammock

by Simple rick December 20, 2020

Raman Noodles

Best noodles out there.
(my opinion)

person 1: "Yo do you want Asain Food?"

person 2:"yaaaas"

Person 1:"Okay, I'll order it".

Person 2:"Why order it? When you got Raman Noodles?"

by your_boy_ray_ray January 17, 2017

mangi noodle

A small yellow birb who is always angry and likes to eat people's toes at 3am

Be careful, as when you say it's name 3 times in a row, nothing will happen. But when you go to sleep it will haunt you.

Person 1: hey dude what is a mangi noodle
Person 2: don't say its name!!!!

Person 1: it's probably a myth-

*gets eaten by mangi noodle*

Person2: HOLY SH-

by I need shawarma September 28, 2023