Golden plank

A Golden plank occurs when someone is given the opportunity to perform a simple action. However, instead of completing said action they metaphorically shit the bed.

Did you see Leigh golden plank that shot on goal? What a fuckhead.

by Fairy 9 July 24, 2020

Golden Woodpile

The act of shitting on one's chest, face, legs or other body part and then proceeding to piss all over the turd logs while chewing leaf tobacco.

"Dude, see that girl? Two weeks ago she wanted to know what a Golden Woodpile was, so I started plopping a couple logs on her tit's when she threw up, from the chew-spit in her mouth, before I could piss on her chest, it was gnarly"

by Brucetickles November 27, 2012

Golden Pentagon

When someone forces themselves through each of the five major nightclubs in the city of Cambridge (Revs, Lola, Balare, Fez and The Place) in one night.

Battinie: What a night, I made a profit and completed the Golden Pentagon!

by libertin0 November 29, 2012

golden forward

when a manager on a powerful position in an organisation promotes a product or service internally, which then has a better impact in sense of business.

I tried to sell my things to that company, but they never wanted my products, until a friend of mine did a golden forward, now my things are available all over their retailer stores.

by svennung September 17, 2013

Golden Seal

A golden seal is a large Breed of western seals. A rare breed of seals only found within EastVale, California. They are specifically known for their golden fur and large body. Golden seals are often referred to as “Chubby Seals” or “Nathan Seals.” Nathan was the Hispanic explorer who first discovered the rare species in May of 2004. The term “ Chubby seal” is often associated with the name Nathan because the name nathan means large seal in Greek.

A golden seal is a large breed of western seal. Look at that Golden Seal. That golden seal is so plump.

by Tony Reynoso December 1, 2021

Golden Collins

The best erection of your life

1. Last night I had a golden Collins.

2. Oh my god my golden Collins was incredible.

by tagtag994 December 29, 2021

Golden Fart

When your friend pees in your butt, then you bend over and fart it out like a fountain in front of a fancy hotel!

I ordered this call girl, she said she was into butt stuff. She was thrilled during anal, then she had to fart and I had to pee at the same time! We had the perfect mix for a golden fart!

by HamsliceDaWordSmith January 24, 2021