Swine Flu

When your friend goes home with a fat chick from the bar.

Dude, I think Jeff caught the swine flu last night. That bi*ch was HUGE.

by Horse Cack October 1, 2009

bird flu

when a man or lesbian is being driven crazy or sick by they're current or ex female partner (also known as a "bird" in the UK).

1st guy: Man did you hear about Andy's problems with his girl?
2nd guy: Yeah man, he's got bad bird flu.
OR
1st guy: Dude, did you hear about how Martin's ex has been treating him?
2nd guy: Yeah, it's so bad, he don't deserve it at all. She's being so childish! Mart's got 1st degree bird flu!

by A Man Scorned July 15, 2008

Swine Flu

The H1N1 virus aka pig flu and the center of cold jokes among you and your idiotic friends.

A: *cough*

B: swine flu!

a: v_v *slap*

by Mamma Luigi November 8, 2009

Dick flu

When you've given so much oral sex to a guy/guys in a short space of time your throat and noes become sore and swollen, and can feel like the flu. Could also develop a cough.

I've had so much dick I think I got dick flu

by JackiCUSA January 7, 2018

Whine Flu

A slang word for the swine flu, meaning that all anyone ever does about the swine flu is whine.

Mr.Dude:Why don't they ever try to get rid of the swine flu?
Mr.Guy:People talk about it, but no one wants to do anything about it.
Mr.Dude:Sounds more like the whine flu to me.
Mr.Guy:LOL.

by Wildwarf June 9, 2009

Jade Flu

When a non-Asian person is attracted sexually to an Asian person.

John has jade flu, can't get enough of that Asian pussy.

by Thanatos454 December 13, 2010

Freedom Flu

Mainly an American disease but highly transferrable to all people of the world. Used to describe a feeling of not being forced to take a vaccine you know isbuseless.

The whole company is shut down due to freedom flu. They are supposed to be vaccinated by today.

by BigGator October 12, 2021