A phrase used to describe someone who is a melt or wetwipe. It is Usually followed up after calling someone a Bacon
by LiamKev January 29, 2023
The fresh, lush chest hair of a man that flows from the top of a v-neck or unbottoned collared shirt.
by ginormous george July 28, 2022
An epic gamer that trolls libtards on youtube. Screams into his microphone so much to the point where you wanna just rip out you're eardrums. Prays to Ben Shapiro, He is the best epic gamer and is also the liberal destroyer. He also plays to much Garry's Mod.
Hey, its that guy Crispy Moist that calls everyone a libtard on Garry's Mod. And here are his retarded friends UnjoGratisTheForbiddenMonkeyGod, KimTheKrippledKillerKid, And Sp1r1t.
by Crispy Moist October 03, 2018
It was the end of a long hot summer day and to quench his thirst Jordan took a long swig of his crispy sprite.
by crispyjenna666 June 15, 2019
Girl 1: woah! Look at those men!
Girl 2: yeah, I wonder what their names are.
Girl 3: crispy men. They are just like McDonald’s fries.
Girl 2:fat bitch.
Girl 2: yeah, I wonder what their names are.
Girl 3: crispy men. They are just like McDonald’s fries.
Girl 2:fat bitch.
by Gooeybeans July 06, 2023
"Hey Chris, what happened to you last night?"
"My wife wanted me to come home and try a crispy tj. She got off...I got 3rd degree burns"
or
"Dude Chris was being a dick at band practice so i 'accidentally' gave him a Crispy TJ during our performance. I laughed so hard I dropped my fender."
"My wife wanted me to come home and try a crispy tj. She got off...I got 3rd degree burns"
or
"Dude Chris was being a dick at band practice so i 'accidentally' gave him a Crispy TJ during our performance. I laughed so hard I dropped my fender."
by JR Puffinstuff June 08, 2016
This phrase is mainly used when your in public and you either mess up or really mad and you don't want to say a long slur of swears.
by A.B.C.D. August 18, 2012