Chronic Gooner

A Chronic Gooner is someone who is exponentially good at jacking off to professional levels. They will cancel plans just so they can jack off even more

Hey look at alfie on jerkmate over there. I could recognise that vein pattern from anywhere. He such a chronic gooner

by DrDryNips February 2, 2025

Chronic Lolicon Syndrome

Chronic Lolicon Syndrome is a disease and based on Lolis, it can takes years to cure

Me: Hey, I heard of lolis, want some?
David: I’m open to that, oh yeah, that’s hot
Masturbates loud
David: OH THIS IS GOOD I’M ALMOST THERE
Ejaculates
David: I exploded all over the screen
Message
Me: I can’t believe you touched yourself while looking at some lolis
David: I need more
Lolicons: Don’t we all want more lolis and sex
Anyone: We might have some Chronic Lolicon Syndrome
There is a vaccine called Lolifix, it fixes you in 5 seconds

by Cultistmania June 10, 2023

Chronic Masturbation

When you are a socially inep involuntarily celibate due to poor dating and social skills, and sees porn every day and leaving cum stains everywhere in your house nonstop, as a way to cope with loneliness. Never goes out, doesn't exercise nor does improve social skills, and yet this special type of breeds can usually be found moderating around Discord, Tumblr, and Reddit as power-hungry mods or working remotely in a part-time job as a twitter moderator.

Jerry never finds a way to prevent chronic masturbation. He clearly didn't recover after getting rejected by Stacy for not being himself a Chad, as he believes.

by TheKamikazeMonkeys February 27, 2023

Chronic DA syndrome

Chronic DA (DumbAss) Syndrome, a person who is prone to being a DumbAss and doing DumbAss things

I've been diagnosed with Chronic DA syndrome offer my last skiing accident, should have realised trees don't move when yelled at

by Refunded Life March 8, 2023

chronic bitching syndrome

The unchanging act of constantly bitching and lying to make yourself seem cool. Common in teens and adults in their late 40s, chronic bitching syndrome is a serious illness that results in the hospitalization of many.

That guy has chronic bitching syndrome.

by Doctor of bitching April 1, 2023

Chronically online

Someone who says unbearable shit online that has no truth behind it

Person: *draws a my little pony with darker skin*
Other person: “forced representation…”
Another person: “wow that person is chronically online, forced representation doesn’t mean giving a fictional horse a darker skin complexion!”

by NexyNex June 7, 2024

Chronic Virgin

Somebody who is fundamentally incompatible with sex. This is either self imposed or due to their societal situation.

ugh, amy is such a chronic virgin

by freakbob88 May 1, 2025