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Status Fail

When you post a lame/dumb/obnoxious status and somebody leaves a comment on it that garners more "likes" than the status itself.
Matt: "That was a lame googled status Jamie had yesterday about rompers."

Alex: "I know, I mean your 'he used google' comment got more likes."

Matt: "Talk about a total status fail."
by The-kyids August 2, 2011
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asshole status

1. the wearing of an article of clothing or jewelry that screams how much of an asshole its wearer is

2. an action (pose, dance move, etc.) done by someone that instantly labels them as an asshole
Dan: "Did you see what Noah was wearing the other day?"
Sam: "Yeah, Sperry's AND Oakley's... total asshole status."

Whitney: "Riley's pose in that pic is asshole status fersure."
by TWKonarik August 7, 2011
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status quo

Lorena Bobbit used a knife to challenge the status quo.
by mac January 2, 2004
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Status Thief

Someone who uses your witty and well thought out facebook status and accepts compliments and kudos for it.
BOB: "Jon posted the greatest status on facebook about his uncle's Rash."

JEFF: " WHAT? I posted that weeks ago, freaking status thief."
by J-Saturn January 17, 2010
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Ed Status

1. n. An event or act which is so totally fucked up it is beyond description.
John: Why did you kill your kittens and then put them in the microwave??

Ed: I like the smell of microwaved kitten carcass.

John: That's Ed Status.
by JTrain725 October 27, 2010
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hoe status

a girl that has hekka guys on her all the time. she cant help it though, but some girls want it. thats when she is trying to hard. it could also be a boy...but mainly girls cuz girls can only be HOES!!
dang she has hekka hoe status!!!

i cant help it if i have how status!!!
by Cori ooo February 12, 2006
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Zookeeper status

Used by guys to somewhat secretly discuss the amount of good looking chicks as apposed to ugly chicks at a party.
When the chicks are good:

Mr X: "Mate, whats the zookeeper status?"

Mr Y: "He is very much alert, its going to be a good night.

When the chicks are bad:

Mr X: "Zookeeper status?"

Mr Y: "He's drunk, all the animals are here"

Or any statement to those effects.
by Lewis Hawkins October 16, 2008
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