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status trapped

On MySpace, when somebody comments on your status, and you then have a conversation with them on your status, but after a bit you want to change your status. Which will cause the unwanted end to the conversation, because, frankly, continuing it in a message would ruin it and/or be awkward.
Dude 1: Man, that hot chick commented my status, and we kept talking, but then I got chinese food and wanted to tell the whole world about it, but she was too hot to end the conversation.
Dude 2: You were so totally status trapped!
by pokemonmaster. January 16, 2010
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primo status

An action that a ghetto Spanish person would do.
If someone walks around with only their top button buttoned on their shirt.

Or if someone drives around in a low rider.

One would say "That's primo status". Its used in the same way one would say stalker status in describing one displaying those behaviors.
by Sinonymous May 24, 2009
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status quo

Lorena Bobbit used a knife to challenge the status quo.
by mac January 2, 2004
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Statue of liberty

When you pick up a girl by her vagina and hoist her like the fire on the goddamn Statue of Liberty.
Justice Winslow statue of libertied that girl in front of the entire party

My goodness that girl is high in the air, it kinda resembles the Statue of Liberty
by Donald sterling March 1, 2016
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Status Thief

Someone who uses your witty and well thought out facebook status and accepts compliments and kudos for it.
BOB: "Jon posted the greatest status on facebook about his uncle's Rash."

JEFF: " WHAT? I posted that weeks ago, freaking status thief."
by J-Saturn January 17, 2010
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Zookeeper status

Used by guys to somewhat secretly discuss the amount of good looking chicks as apposed to ugly chicks at a party.
When the chicks are good:

Mr X: "Mate, whats the zookeeper status?"

Mr Y: "He is very much alert, its going to be a good night.

When the chicks are bad:

Mr X: "Zookeeper status?"

Mr Y: "He's drunk, all the animals are here"

Or any statement to those effects.
by Lewis Hawkins October 16, 2008
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hoe status

a girl that has hekka guys on her all the time. she cant help it though, but some girls want it. thats when she is trying to hard. it could also be a boy...but mainly girls cuz girls can only be HOES!!
dang she has hekka hoe status!!!

i cant help it if i have how status!!!
by Cori ooo February 12, 2006
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