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President Bong

This is a phrase used to describe somebody who is hogging the smoking device and keeping it to yourself.
Lyle: Dude, Jack, pass the bong!
Randy: You're like president bong over there, Jack.
by planetchad June 15, 2009
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President of the United States

The highest-ranking politician in the United States, able to veto congressional legislation and sign executive orders. Despite often being considered the most powerful man in the world, the job actually requires relatively little technical skill to perform since a President can rely on their administration to formulate policy and write executive orders, speeches, statements etc. This is demonstrated by the fact that most of the recent Presidents at the time of writing have either been senile or dangerously stupid.
“The President of the United States” is a phrase that Americans like to say with relish.

“And then I see the disinfectant where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning?” ~The President of the United States
by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023
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Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!

As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.
President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"
by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022
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worst president

Guy 1: Who's the worst president?
Guy 2: James Buchanan!
Guy 3: Donald Trump!
Me: Fuck knows.
by 7568ino December 2, 2023
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the president of the world

the president of the world is lu she is the most interesting person alive, obama’s best friend.
person: “ lu is the funniest person alive
person2: “ I totally agree 💯💯”
The president of the world: “ boi what tha fak”
by slipknotlover0.68.0 August 20, 2021
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My School President

otherwise known as msp
one of the best thai bls in the world
it will be part of your top 10 dramas!!
person 1: "omg did you watch my school president?"
person 2: "no i didn't why?"
person 1: "you should watch it!!, so basically,..." *explains the whole plot of the drama*
by soobinsbluespring December 21, 2023
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Presidents

Synonym for breasts, chichis or boobs, referencing the Tumblr NERVES ARG/Ever Play This Game? character President, who is renown for their massive boobs.
Dave: I just got my Presidents removed in top surgery.
Keira: That's great! I finally got some Presidents after going on E!
by presidenteptg April 2, 2022
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