crow

a type of corvid, similar to the raven but smaller and probably less intelligent

or more commonly used to refer to a really gay dude

A: have you seen that crow last tuesday??
B: you mean the bird???
A: nah i meant edison, hes gay

by itzchat September 19, 2022

Crow Mauler

The 'Crow Mauler' or 'Captain Rudimer' is a special enemy on the Indie videogame 'Fear & Hunger'. He is almost an optional enemy, he is also EXTREMELY dangerous. And it's almost guaranteed that you'll lose a few heads among your party members.

It can appear on places like 'The Mines', 'The Thicket', or also if you sleep in the 'Safe Bed' of level three. You will trigger a coin flip. Failing the coin flip will trigger an event where the 'Crow Mauler' will attack you, where you're forced to face him in a battle.
And if that happens... You're pretty much fucked.

Additional data: You're able to obtain a torn page, clearly torn from a book. And it tells you about the 'Crow Mauler'.

It says;

"Crow, crow, grow your horn.
Vile as snow in the Skårsberg massacre row.

Crow, crow, oh why you maul?
The meat is fresh and the blood still falls.

Crow, crow, are you there?
He is coming - With nothing to bare.

Crow, crow, behind you now.
Oh crow please reap - oh crow what I sow."

Crow Mauler:*An terrifying presence has entered the room.*

Le'garde: *Fucking banishes into Oblivion.*

by BeheadedLizard September 15, 2023

The purple crow

The act of holding your penis tightly as to cut off circulation while your significant other stretch’s the testicular sack while making bird sounds

I lost my mind when she hit her knees and performed the purple crow.

by The purple master December 27, 2019

cydney crowe

Cydney crowe is the most Beautiful and cutest person you will ever meet! She is beyond adorable and cute af. She knows who her friends are and she is very loyal. She will choose her friends over a boyfriend because she knows things might not last, but she will love you if you do the same. Cydney crowe is the most loving person you will ever meet, and the most best friend you will have if your hers

The name cydney crowe can't be used in a sentance because she's too cute for that

by It's just me🙃🙃 June 21, 2019

The Bloody Crow of Cainhurst

The asshole that's keeping me from getting the blades of mercy.

Bloodborne fan 1: Hay I'm about to fight The Bloody Crow of Cainhurst. Is he hard?
Bloodborne fan 2: Fuck him.

by Bloodbornebiggestfan January 29, 2025

Crows nest

The crows nest is the space between your cock and balls.

I love it when Stephanie gives me head and licks my crows nest.

by White Unicorn March 14, 2016

Chocolate Crow

The dookie that touches your finger tips when you wipe after taking a dump and the toilet paper tears.

As she wiped, her toilet paper gave way at her finger tips. She had just received a chocolate crow.

by Beestingz126 November 23, 2021