Crispy

Someone who has transcended past "salty." They are burnt to a point of being brittle and easily triggered, aka, Crispy.

Denise: Have you seen the way Margaret has been acting?
Mark: Yeah, she's salty af!
Denise: No, she's straight CRISPY!

by CrispyKarl September 14, 2017

crispy freckles

the act of placing two jump lead cables (attched to a car battery) to a girls nipples a zap them to the point they fall of

i gave that bitch some crispy freckles last night

by swiggityswagbruh July 8, 2016

The crispy

The act of going to someone’s house and doing nothing for 3 hours.

What do you want to do. “ I don’t care” as in the crispy.

by City6930 June 29, 2021

Crispy

Crispy is a word for someone who steals clothes from poor people

Omg I hate her she’s so Crispy!

by Lukers4 March 12, 2021

Crispy

Pretty cheeky/sick

Person 1: bruh he just did a double backflip
Person 2: yo that’s crispy

by Fatherrizzmas January 16, 2023

Crispy Cone

A sunburnt penis of an old man

Did you see that boomer tanning naked over there? He's got the smallest crispy cone I've ever seen.

by ChaoticWeiner March 28, 2025

International crispy toe nails dripped in cheddar cheese eating day

On the twenty-first of June, you should eat crispy toe nails dipped in cheddar cheese until you have a stomach puncture.

Have you heared what happened to Joe?

No what?

He's got stomach puncture, he's in the hospital.

Oh my god, why?

Check urbandictionary. You'll read about the International crispy toe nails dripped in cheddar cheese eating day

by HipósGeci June 20, 2021