cleavage crab

Cleavage crab: A crab coming for your tatas

"Why is that cleavage crab staring at my boobs? oh hello crab are you enjoying my boobs? good for you!"

by creature_with_one_eye December 6, 2015

Track crab

Pubic lice that crawl into your anus when you shower, and come back out after you get out and put clothes on. In doing this, they leave "tracks" of feces all over your underwear.

Man, I just bought these underpants, and my track crabs already ruined them!

by exactlywhoyouexpect June 12, 2016

Faux crab

Imitation crab meat sold mostly at chinese buffets and supermarkets in the seafood section. Faux crab resembles real crab meat, but is artificial and cheaper than real crab.

Dude this crab dip tastes great." "Yeah, and its faux crab too!

by Natwdawg March 12, 2011

Arts and Crabs

Using pubic hair to make arts and crafts projects. Crabs not necessary.

“I shaved my pubes last night.” “Oh, man, give me the hair, I wanna make some arts and crabs.”

by badgirl22 December 3, 2018

crab tamalinator

When you open a crab on facetime and shove the Tamale up your cavity filled teeth, whilst jerking off.

Ryan hasn’t brushed his teeth since he moved to maryland, and he showed me the crab tamalinator.

by ya boy the average kid August 7, 2022

A hungry crab

Something unknown and creepy

Florida man was killed by A Hungry Crab

by LePost James October 15, 2019

Order of the Crab

A growing group of people that like crabs and have crabs as WhatsApp profile picture.

Join the Order of the Crab Young one

by CrabMaster9182 August 17, 2021