Fake, puffy, watery, balloon like muscles with no appearance of vascularity or striation that are only of decent size because they’re the byproduct of massive quantities of fast food and large doses of testosterone or other injectable anabolic steroids. Typically seen among bro-type gym douches.
“Hey Dillon, sweet water balloon muscles. How much test are you abusing?”
“That guy on the bench is big but he’s weak as fuck.”
“Yeah that's because he doesn’t have real muscles, just water balloon muscles”
Kyle has water balloon muscles
“That guy on the bench is big but he’s weak as fuck.”
“Yeah that's because he doesn’t have real muscles, just water balloon muscles”
Kyle has water balloon muscles
by TheFassio October 27, 2017
Get the water balloon musclesmug. by yumspoiledmilk May 21, 2019
Get the Dhahran Water Balloonmug. When a penis head is so thick the owner can push tons of blood into it making it look like a balloon.
by KillMePleaseBHS September 30, 2017
Get the Balloon Headmug. by CPTINcognito October 9, 2016
Get the weather balloonmug. by Catepillar Kubota June 3, 2007
Get the swollen balloon knotmug. An uncircumcised male lays on his back with multiple other men surrounding him. The other men jack off and cum into his foreskin until it fills up like a balloon. Then the uncircumcised male has intercourse with a female and cums in her vagina while at the same time filling her with the cum from the other males.
Me and my wife have been trying for a baby but it’s not working. I’m gonna call in some of my co-workers and make a Carolina Cum Balloon. That will definitely get her pregnant.
by Globbinator22 April 30, 2020
Get the Carolina Cum Balloonmug. by Coidesal November 1, 2018
Get the untie the balloon knotmug.