A tournee guy exploits a small idea to tour the world (often for a short amount of time) in the biggest way possible.
First of all we thought that he is the new Einstein, but then we noticed he is a classical tournee guy.
by EstelleArsênio June 14, 2021
Get the tournee guymug. Noun: To become radically inebriated at a company/family function within the first 30-45 minutes of arrival.
Actions may include but are not limited to: declaring ones sexual desires for everyones wife/girlfriend besides your own whislt she is standing behind you, repeatedly hammering a glass table with an acoustic guitar, and near molestation of family pets.
Cautionary Warning: Guy-deling is 100% avoidable but every party has that Guy-del. Monitoring alcohol consumptioin with anything more than careless regard will save you from being that Guy-del.
Actions may include but are not limited to: declaring ones sexual desires for everyones wife/girlfriend besides your own whislt she is standing behind you, repeatedly hammering a glass table with an acoustic guitar, and near molestation of family pets.
Cautionary Warning: Guy-deling is 100% avoidable but every party has that Guy-del. Monitoring alcohol consumptioin with anything more than careless regard will save you from being that Guy-del.
ME: Look at Phil. He is already ballroom dancing with the boss' wife.
YOU1: Well, someone has to be that Guy-del.
YOU2: Yeah and it saves me from being that Guy-del.
YOU1: Well, someone has to be that Guy-del.
YOU2: Yeah and it saves me from being that Guy-del.
by Cuse-Nerd October 27, 2011
Get the Guy-delmug. A guy who says he's straight but is actually gay. In some cases, this gets very serious.
Example of serious cases: Acts straight but actually loves getting fucked by his mates
Another example: Acts straight but jerks off to pictures of his mates
Example of serious cases: Acts straight but actually loves getting fucked by his mates
Another example: Acts straight but jerks off to pictures of his mates
by Menkisser <3 October 15, 2023
Get the "Straight" guymug. by swagkid69420 November 9, 2020
Get the Lotion Guymug. When a guy confidently claims to know something, but in reality, he's just making wild stabs in the dark.
Often used to win arguments or to seem smart to impress the girls.
Often used to win arguments or to seem smart to impress the girls.
Tina: "Will we hit traffic on the way there?"
Bob: "No way, it'll be a smooth ride."
*Stuck in traffic for hours*
Tina: "Bob's guy guessing got us again!"
Bob: "No way, it'll be a smooth ride."
*Stuck in traffic for hours*
Tina: "Bob's guy guessing got us again!"
by alvass September 21, 2023
Get the guy guessingmug. by sdgfhguydfaj February 19, 2009
Get the guy huntingmug. A noice guy is a guy who will always text back straight away and always gass you up. He is always making you laugh and smile which is a good thing because he already knows.
by hehiho May 2, 2018
Get the noice guymug.