Crisp Water

In which a beverage, usually water, is 'hitting the spot' or is very cold and refreshing.

I had some super crisp water yesterday. I put in the freezer

by hailst0rm133 October 18, 2022

Cucumber water

A refreshing drink made by immerging cucumber slices in a large water container.
Mostly availble in nail salons.

*Jimmy filling a cup*
Mrs Nguyen : "Cucumber water for customers only !"

by OpenJowel August 26, 2021

poop water

poop water (/pūp ˈwɑtəɹ/) noun.

Water or mud that has a high percentage of fecal matter (e.g. horse-puckey) in it.
Usually reeks rather strongly of poo.

Don't run that R/C truck through that puddle! It has poop water in it!
Piss you that fucking puddle reeks like fucking horse-puckey!!!

by Telephony June 29, 2019

Tread water

"to tread water" is an idiom, that means: To put a lot of time and effort into something, but not get much of a result, or get a better result that you might have been getting previously.

Guy 1 : "Man, all day I've been sitting here thinking, all I do is tread water lately.... "
Guy 2: " Why's that? "
Guy 1: " I don't know, maybe I haven't been pushing myself hard enough lately. Maybe I need to go back to my roots, and just grind like I used to. "

by FrAnK SiXeR August 4, 2019

Water Rape

Water Rape is when someone comes in the water and touchs either you're penis or any part that you feel uncomfortable with. Sometimes they might use the bath toys and a way to Water Rape you

"Oh my God did you come in the water just to Water Rape me"

"Watch out for any creepy Water Rapers"

by Duckiedo July 19, 2018

water bellied

When giving a fat guy a shower blow job the water cascades off his belly and hits the giver in the face.

Man it was torture blowing that guy in the shower, he water bellied me.

by fenderfire April 25, 2015

Anti-water

Substance that makes water disappear, hence why it's Anti-water. It covers most of Egypt in a big bubble (placed by God), and it's the reason that the pyramids weren't destroyed during the giant flood. Most famous use is when Moses used it to part the Red Sea.

Moses: Yo, God!

God: What up?

Moses: I needa part the Sea.

God: Here you go homie, I just invented anti-water for you.

Moses: Thanks G!

by King of Flys April 23, 2009