Mess

A way of life

Misty Howard's life is such a mess

by Missy160 April 30, 2024

mess of crabs

a whole shit load of crotch critters

Megan has done gone and given Donny a whole mess of crabs

by red kong July 6, 2014

Construction Mess

It's a mess that's blamed on the construction workers but someone else may have had something to do with it...

Person 1: why is there a big pile of shit on the carpet?

Person 2: Oh it's just a Construction Mess. The workers did it (and definitely not me haha).

by Braden Fortson December 13, 2025

Mess

When something is cringe, that is your friend or a NSFW video on YouTube that has some Contant farms in it and it will make you say mess, mess is the slang word for what is life, should this YouTuber have a life?, or just downright stupid and probably shit

Bro is a mess

by Nolan thatch April 28, 2025

mess

your life with all of its intricacies and complications, responsibilities and duties.

"You can't tell me how to run my mess."

by johnhenrybrown February 10, 2023

Kay Mess

An alternative way to write or say KMS. To kill oneself or commit suicide.

Person 1: Did you hear about Michael?

Person 2: Yes, that entire situation makes me wanna Kay Mess

by Uraavacado August 30, 2021

Hero's Mess

A term originally coined by SPC Groth while deployed in eastern Afghanistan. He used the term to describe a soldier who was covered in his own blood and tears. It then caught on to most of the camp in the following weeks. Songs were written about it, etc.

LT - Has anyone seen Wheeler?
Groth - Yea, he's up that staircase. He's bleeding out and crying; it's a real hero's mess up there.

(The name above, 'Wheeler' has been changed from the original name of the soldier)

by SSG winning August 26, 2013