Internet server;net server controls will automatically determine the browser that has requested the page
by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010
Get the net servermug. An online discussion about someone doing sth. considered bad by most people. Many people will immediately bash the person with rude sentences, swear words, sex references and death threats.
Usually people just look at the few lines of text and the blurred photo before making their word. Sometimes suicides are caused by them.
It's like a court martial, only it is online.
Usually people just look at the few lines of text and the blurred photo before making their word. Sometimes suicides are caused by them.
It's like a court martial, only it is online.
by A dying goat November 25, 2017
Get the Net Martialmug. A.k.a. "a**h**e insurance". Refers to where you habitually bring a really intolerably-obnoxious human along with you on potentially-dangerous excursions, such as on an airline-trip, into battle or a "bad" part of town, on a road-trip through natural-disaster areas like flooding or rock-slides, into a hazardous-materials area, etc., to better your own chances of survival. The theory behind this practice, of course, is that whenever there is a widespread catastrophe or other mass-annihilation incident, statistically the "nice" folks are usually the ones who get killed, while the super-nasty inhabitants in the disaster-area invariably seem to escape with little or no injury. So the obvious conclusion would be that if you "keep your friends close and your enemies even closer" (i.e., always stay right next to the acridly-antisocial hombre who's accompanying you), the Fate gods --- who apparently like and favor the mean folks, since they always seem to spare them --- will be hesitant to allow anything harmful to occur in your vicinity, since they would not want to risk harming or killing one of their precious meanie-jerks, as well. Simple, but effective, and a lot cheaper and more reliable than buying death/accident-insurance.
The concept of the "a**h**e safety-net" is nothing new --- it's actually just kinda the reverse of taking hostages: while the latter involves keeping desirable people close to you so that their fellow humans will not send bullets or bombs your way for fear of hurting their abducted loved ones, the former strategy also utilizes the "human shield" concept, but in the exact opposite way... no respectable human being would give a rat's a** if your cranky-natured companion were eliminated ("Good riddance!"), but the Gods of Fate would indeed wish to maintain the well-being of such miscreant, and so they will feel forced to let you live on, as well.
by QuacksO July 23, 2019
Get the a**h**e safety-netmug. A pasta fork; apoon-shaped instrument with prongs for lifting long-stranded cooked pastas, such as spaghetti.
"I can't find my fucking racist thing!"
"Your what?"
"My Polish hair net! This thing!"
"You mean a pasta fork?"
"Yeah my grandmother calls it a Polish hair net, I think it's a Dutch thing, they're really racist."
"Your what?"
"My Polish hair net! This thing!"
"You mean a pasta fork?"
"Yeah my grandmother calls it a Polish hair net, I think it's a Dutch thing, they're really racist."
by Not So Super Mario September 20, 2013
Get the polish hair netmug. A word used sometimes in pokemon combat. It refers to the average damage of the move if used infinite times.
The formula for calculating it is
NET DAMAGE= BASE DAMAGE × ACCURACY
The formula for calculating it is
NET DAMAGE= BASE DAMAGE × ACCURACY
Fire Blast is has a net damage of 93.5, while Flamethrower has a net damage of 90, so Fire Blast is better.
by Gregorovich August 1, 2023
Get the Net damagemug. speli-net (verb)
/ˈspɛliˌnɛt/
Definition:
To clean, organize, or restore an area thoroughly and efficiently, often using specialized techniques or standards associated with the Speli Net cleaning team.
/ˈspɛliˌnɛt/
Definition:
To clean, organize, or restore an area thoroughly and efficiently, often using specialized techniques or standards associated with the Speli Net cleaning team.
Forms:
Present: speli-net, speli-nets
Past: speli-netted
Present participle: speli-netting
Speli Net can be used:
Examples:
The crew came in and speli-net the entire office overnight.
We’re speli-netting all the apartments before the tenants move in.
That place was a mess, but now it’s totally speli-netted!
Let me know if you'd like a tagline or slogan built around it — something like:
“Don’t just clean it — Speli-Net it!”
Present: speli-net, speli-nets
Past: speli-netted
Present participle: speli-netting
Speli Net can be used:
Examples:
The crew came in and speli-net the entire office overnight.
We’re speli-netting all the apartments before the tenants move in.
That place was a mess, but now it’s totally speli-netted!
Let me know if you'd like a tagline or slogan built around it — something like:
“Don’t just clean it — Speli-Net it!”
by Spelinet August 31, 2025
Get the Speli Netmug. by little mac64 April 10, 2024
Get the Net bangermug.