Ted

Ted can always leg press more than anyone else but can never spell words like "zoo".

"oh hi ted are you leg pressing 600kg"

ted: "yeah I just went to the zo."

by teds secret lover February 24, 2025

the kid ted

About become one of the biggest rappers in the world he will hit 1billon followers on Spotify and Instagram in just one decade his first release album will be through the years featuring all the rappers in the world

The kid Ted works with Mr beast

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Ted’s Mom

1. Any mom of a friend of yours that is just bangin’. A real cougar of a woman after college cock and is always down for some DP with some college studs. When she orgasms, it’s like an earthquake of shaking followed by a flash flood from her squirting puss juice.

2. Any milf that is your friend’s mom that is always wanting to fuck frat boys.

1. Chad: Bro why is the floor so wet?

Brad: Do you remember that smoking hot mom that came down the other day? Yeah, Tyler and just got done with her. She’s such a Ted’s Mom.

2. Frat boy: Yo, the mom of that new pledge keeps eye-fucking me bro, I bet she’s a real Ted’s Mom!

by Pikeyjuan69 November 24, 2021

Ted Talk gang

a very charming and funny and attractive ;) group of fuvking idiots made of teenage twitch streamers

“Oh Ted Talk gang is live again”

by Sav :) November 24, 2021

Ted Nungent

Great guitarist

Ted Nungent is a great guitarist, fight me

by UltimateDoge June 4, 2023

Tiny Eyebrow Disease (TED)

The unfortunate fictional label associated with people that have naturally occurring, very small, tinier than usual eyebrows. (Does not apply to alternative people that purposefully shave them for reshaping and drawing.)

Me: Look at how much actual brow I have left…

You: I see, and you know what… even with your skinny eyebrows, you look great!

Me: Well hey, don’t worry. It’s on purpose! I don’t have Tiny Eyebrow Disease (TED) or something.

by defs4dayz November 21, 2025

Ted Paul

Ted Paul is the person who loves Clarisse the most. Clarisse appreciates everything that Ted Paul does to her. He is the love of her life. Clarisse will always include Ted Paul in her future.

1. Ted Paul is the name of Clarisse's first love.

by jcgmcgcjplma June 2, 2024