Techsecuted

When a technician in any field gets fired for incompetents.

I hope I don't get techsecuted for spilling chocolate milk all over control panel.

by Spyceboy May 8, 2009

Techspacular

Tek spak ular - what happens when a piece of technology that is designed to produce a spectacular result does completely the opposite, producing anything from a damp squib to millennium fireworks instead.

That Hadron collider - how many billions of euros did it cost for one little 'pfft!' If it had only gone up in flames, it would have been the most techspacular display ever.

by Doggstarr August 24, 2009

techspectation

The expection of a particular piece of technology to function as intended.

A strong belief technology will perform a specific function every time in the future.

I had the techspectation my phones thumb scanner would unlock my device , instead it just frustrates me.

by Steamin Lehman January 18, 2017

Tech Army

A superior faction of technological 1337's from John Fraser Secondary School in Mississauga Ontario. They still to this day continue to grow and pwn the tech world

"The tech army just pwned the lighting computer"

by Rexxar pwnage December 14, 2008

Tech Hate

A term used when you loathe slow or non responsive technology.

Jason: Damn that internet connection!
KC: I see you got your Tech Hate on.

by DELL Services August 26, 2007

techitup

the art of the fingerboard used to relieve great stress or pain.

fuck dude holy shit... that teacher pisses me off. we need to techitup right now on that fucking dumpster. rawwwwwwr mother fucker!!................ yeah.... bitch......

by Jflipshingl February 1, 2008

tech'd

anything that has to do with computer, internet, software, hardware, or anything having to do with technology.

Hey John what's wrong?

Bad day. I am tech'd out and want to go to sleep.

by daisy404 July 2, 2009