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Toaster

Toaster: noun (plural Toasters) An ethnic slur denoting a Cylon, usually a Centurion, as they resemble 'walking chrome toasters' but can also applied to any other kind of Cylon.
"Fraking Toaster!"
by cyx1105hGr1a August 5, 2008
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toaster bitch

when your toaster burns your food
this toaster bitch burnt my strudel!
by megkris April 28, 2009
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Tedster

Someone you've met 12 days ago but feel like you've always known. A caring and practical man yet sexy as hell!
Went to the lake with Tedster on Sunday and felt so comfortable .. almost as if we've been there before!
by bombayginger September 10, 2019
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Shiny Toasters

Shiny Toasters are a strange animal that like to eat Xbox's or if they are feeling in a slitly different mood Playstation 2 and 2 only. They only breed if the Purple toasters are in season. The only threat to Shiny Toasters are Donkapillers The toasters can be very feriouces and are known to eat humans. They are only feriouces is you were silver because that is there trade mark.

Soooo beware they can get very horny at night


P.S DON'T WEAR SILVER....
by Georgia June 24, 2004
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texas toaster

To release a silent fart moments before receiving a BJ from a woman you don't care about. When she unzips your pants and flops out your dick, the hot fart gas is released right in her face. If the woman is dirty or drunk enough she will continue with the act, otherwise you didn't care anyway.
Mike: So I gave Jocelin the Texas Toaster last night.

Steve: Oh ya, what did she do after that?

Mike: It didn't even faze her. That dirty ho just kept on sucking!

Steve: Nice!
by T-Dogg 63 November 14, 2010
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Texas Toaster

A sexual act that is performed by two people. First the male ejaculates onto a peice of bread and pops it into the toaster. He then fists the warm article into his partner's ass and waits for them to shit it out. It's not complete until they each eat a half of the finished product.
If a girl lets you give her a Texas Toaster... It's love!
by Pants-off Barrett March 9, 2007
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The Very Angry Strawberry Toaster Strudel

While bangin a chick vigorously while she has her period, some of the blood gets in the guys' dick and when he cums in her armpit, all the juices extract at once resembling a strawberry toaster strudel.
Chelsie: My arm's all sticky from The Very Angry Strawberry Toaster Strudel Nick delievered to me last night, and it won't wash off.
by Touchmy Strudel August 14, 2010
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