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whos talking x 

It’s used in England or the UK
Tyler- whos talking x? ( do you wanna chat love? )
Maddie - sure love
whos talking x by Eeeeeeeeeer November 30, 2019

Taint Tanning 

Taint Tanning - the act of going full ass up, crotch open during a tanning session in order to get color/tan on that elusive 1" patch of real estate, and eliminate "butt smile lines". The exact opposite of anal bleaching. Butthole shade matching the surrounding skin tone.

Taint - The perineum is the space between the anus and scrotum in the male and between the anus and the vulva in the female. The perineum is the region of the body between the pubic symphysis (pubic arch) and the coccyx (tail bone), including the perineal body and surrounding structures.

Tanning - is the process whereby skin color is darkened or tanned. It is most often a result of exposure to ultraviolet (UV) radiation from sunlight or from artificial sources, such as a tanning lamp found in indoor tanning beds. People who deliberately tan their skin by exposure to the sun engage in a passive recreational activity of sun bathing. Some people use chemical products which can produce a tanning effect without exposure to ultraviolet radiation, known as sunless tanning.

Post THAT shit !!!!
Great day in the day in the back yard, even got some taint tanning in.

huh, WTF?
Dude got rays on the button knot. It's healthy n shit.

God damn dude, make sure you got Aloe suppositories, ..lol
Taint Tanning by Mixsey December 5, 2019
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im_taking_a_huge_dump3 

kcsfineyounglady’s husband
Oh, you follow im_taking_a_huge_dump3?
You must get all the females huh.

Shh daddys talking 

It means it's time to be quiet because daddys talking now. So shh.
"Hey did you see the new v-"
"Shhhhhh it's okay daddys here"
"Time for a nap"
*muffled screams*
"Shh daddys talking"
*leaves man in a closet sort thing*
"keep it classy ramsassy"
Shh daddys talking by Limabean777 August 21, 2014

Taking it up the gary 

slang for royally reamed in the butt, getting your butt blasted
Last night, I took it up the gary, and it was leaking so bad, I had to cut it off

talking to Ralph on the white telephone 

Vomiting most profusely.
Man, after drinking that 151, I talked to Ralph on the white telephone.