table tap

A large dispenser that holds about 180 ounces of beer. It's kind of like a mini keg for your table at the bar.

Hey there are a ton of us here tonight and we got a table, let's just get a table tap.

by bostonmark May 3, 2007

Table topping

When you have no wife so you shove your chode into the umbrella hole in a picnic table then let the bug crawl up your wiener hole and impregnate a fox. You must be a 40 year old pedofile to complete this majestic and stimulising act.

"Come on boys let's go table topping at the local pub beer garden"

by Lickymcfuckfox May 27, 2018

staining the table

It's when you defecate on someone's chest and gently smear it with your hand. Kind of like wax on, wax off.

Tony came over last night and he began staining the table.

by Josh1981 February 9, 2008

table whore

a server in a restaurant who tries to take more tables than his or her share because she is a greedy biotch.

We were going table for table and she took three tables in a row without letting me take mine. She's such a table whore.

by ReadyLH May 6, 2008

turn tables

where you spin the girl ur fucking on ur dick round and round

the girl wanted a thrill ride so i gave her the turn tables

by Slangwordmasta June 6, 2016

Table faced

1. Being incredibly intoxicated.

2. Beating some one up to the point their face bleeds.

1. Man, I got so table faced last night I was doing the robot on the kitchen counter.

2. I STRAIGHT TABLE FACED THAT MOTHER FUCKER!

by theshakinbaccon December 23, 2009

Table Vultures

People trying to find a table to sit at in a crowded coffee shop. They will often circle the coffee shop repeatedly while looking for a place to sit and will hover buzzard-like near the table of someone who looks like they might be about to leave.

In Seattle’s popular coffee shops it’s common for customers (often with laptop computers), to sit at their tables for hours making it hard for other people to find a free table to sit at.

"The other day I was writing at Cafe Solstice in the U District. It was full and the second I started packing up I could see a couple table vultures hovering, just waiting for me to leave."

by Cryptolexicographer December 5, 2013