bed and tub

The cheerful nihilism of blasting Nevermind from CD in standstill traffic in the BQE.
Making up fake slack channels to cause consternation among your peers if they ever find them is a very bed and tub experience.
by tehkgb April 2, 2019
mugGet the bed and tubmug.

tub squash

Something that a stupid fucktard named nick made up, basically a way to get you into a bathtub and rape you.
Josh shut up or I will Tub Squash you!
by I Witchdoctor I January 29, 2018
mugGet the tub squashmug.
A reference to the suicide method of electrocuting oneself by getting in a bathtub of water and throwing in a toaster that’s on, coined by Bo Burnham in his song “Kill Yourself.”
Person 1: “How are you doing?”
Person 2: “I wanted to make some toast in the tub, but other than that, I’m fine.”
by zealasquigs April 30, 2023
mugGet the Make some toast in the tubmug.

tub slurper

The practice of slurping water out of a bath drain after another male has masturbated and orgasmed in the water during his bath.
by Mr._Meat_Whisle March 25, 2024
mugGet the tub slurpermug.

Slug the tub

Yeah bro I’m gonna slug the tub tonight. Becky is fucking huge
by Tremballsgggg March 27, 2019
mugGet the Slug the tubmug.

Hot tubbed

Backslapping and getting absorbed into the snow. It looks like you just sat down in a hot tub and feels like you broke your ass bone
Dude 1: *sends sick clïff with a flat landing*
Dude 2: you see that?? Dude just got hot tubbed so hard. His ass is gonna hurt tomorrow.
by WillyBoof March 30, 2020
mugGet the Hot tubbedmug.

Tub and tail

To take a shower or bath before sex.
Tub and tail is good etiquette
by Chaffed February 4, 2025
mugGet the Tub and tailmug.

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