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tit-sicles by HalYurAznPal December 4, 2007
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tit gobbler
When a women has a turkey fetish and becomes aroused when men make turkey-like gobble noises while sucking on her breasts.
tit gobbler by Turkey Durkey fo Furkey September 16, 2009
tit flick
An angry response to your woman ie flicking her nipples very hard with your nails and occasionally twisting them out of spite when she's telling you off for simply being a man.
"Carol's walked out AGAIN!"
"Uh-oh, what happened dude?"
"She was berating me because I had spent the last 26 hours fapping to bikini images and getting loads of manjuice on the carpet and the whole place smelling like a sperm bank. I soon put her in her place by walking up to her (after I had pulled up my pants) and giving her tits a damn good flick."
"What did she say to that?"
"Nothing. She simply asked in her quiet voice what she had deserved to get such a waster husband as me and that she didn't want to be on the receiving end of such a callous and hurtful tit flick."
"And what did you do upon hearing that?"
"I pulled down my pants and showed her what she had done. In my hurry to finish up I had got loads of little bits of toilet tissue stuck on the head of my cock. Perspective is what was needed then."
"Uh-oh, what happened dude?"
"She was berating me because I had spent the last 26 hours fapping to bikini images and getting loads of manjuice on the carpet and the whole place smelling like a sperm bank. I soon put her in her place by walking up to her (after I had pulled up my pants) and giving her tits a damn good flick."
"What did she say to that?"
"Nothing. She simply asked in her quiet voice what she had deserved to get such a waster husband as me and that she didn't want to be on the receiving end of such a callous and hurtful tit flick."
"And what did you do upon hearing that?"
"I pulled down my pants and showed her what she had done. In my hurry to finish up I had got loads of little bits of toilet tissue stuck on the head of my cock. Perspective is what was needed then."
tit flick by mammarylane December 18, 2015
tit carrier
sex position in which a girl is laid horizontally on her back and moves in a way such that her breasts flap horizontally, resembling jets taking off from an aircraft carrier
"I totally made my girl into a tit carrier last night!"
"Dude, you're awesome! I bet her titties flew like jets off an aircraft carrier!"
"Dude, you're awesome! I bet her titties flew like jets off an aircraft carrier!"
tit carrier by Bambit He-Slug December 11, 2009
tit curtains
A shirt style employed by overweight women in which the shirt loosley drapes from the chest downward making the wearer look less rotund but more pregnant. Wearers admit pregnant > fat by default.
tit curtains by onthespot April 30, 2009
tit in a wringer
upset; pissed off
Usage note: Can be applied to either sex, manboobs not withstanding.
annoyance ranking:
* pissed off
* tit in a wringer
* pissy
* ticked off
* undies in a bundle
* bent out of shape
* peaved
* miffed (agitated and fey)
Usage note: Can be applied to either sex, manboobs not withstanding.
annoyance ranking:
* pissed off
* tit in a wringer
* pissy
* ticked off
* undies in a bundle
* bent out of shape
* peaved
* miffed (agitated and fey)
Rush: It really gets my tit in a wringer when feminazis claim that date rape accounts for over 75% of all sexual assault.
tit in a wringer by mandingoe October 10, 2005
tit tits and titties
Tit tits and titties are not the same thing
Tit-that girl has a tit hanging out
Tits-that chick has nice tits
Titties-there's a lot of titties in the playboy mansion
Tit-that girl has a tit hanging out
Tits-that chick has nice tits
Titties-there's a lot of titties in the playboy mansion
tit tits and titties by hersheykisses September 21, 2013