Shipman Thong

The most extreme and durable of all underwear tricks. An improvised and uncomfortable whale-tale made by pulling a womans panties up from behind and firmly into her butt crack.

Rostov prostitutes demonstrate territorial disputes and intentions among rivals with the delivery of a Shipman Thong.

by the_jackalope March 20, 2009

granny thong

the act of rolling up a pair of worn granny panties to appear as a thong.

he wants to get it on but i dont wanna look like a loser wearing granny panties!

ill make a granny thong!
-rolls up-

by bigboob69 August 1, 2010

shit thong

To be scared enough to soil your undergarments.

when sheila saw the monster in the film she shit thong

by rod holder March 3, 2014

Gore-A-Thon

The ability to ejaculate in under 10 seconds while masturbating and drawing blood.

"Last night, I pulled a Gore-A-Thon in my bathroom."

by SnugZ October 13, 2008

Swamp Thong

To sit in a hot office and sweat around the buttocks.

It's so hot I have swamp thong!

by radar864 April 1, 2008

angry thongs

one of the hardest phrases for people to guess in a game of hangman due to its complete and total randomness

Dude, what is this frickin' word?!?!

Uhmm keep guessing!
....
How on earth could you think of something as random as angry thongs? You're the hangman master!

by kmac4122 October 28, 2010

cock-a-thon

To describe a huge problem or 'cock-up' of gargantuan proportions.

Sean - "fook me did ya see the game last night?"

J-Blo -"Aye - what a bloody cock-a-thon that was!"

by herbie-T September 27, 2007