A feral creature known to inhabit the woods of Vermont. Similar to the Jersey Devil, many have spotted this creature but none have confirmed video footage. It appears to be female and lives on a diet of alcohol and pickles. If you see it emerge from the woods, do not make eye contact and don’t make sudden movements. Offerings of alcohol are often made by local men in order to gain the trust of Woods Monster.
Did you see that?! It just crossed the road in front of us. I think it was a Woods Monster. It’s real!
by Orbert83 August 14, 2020
Get the Woods Monstermug. by Prune sacks February 7, 2012
Get the Word Woodmug. by OhHaiDerItsAlec February 13, 2010
Get the Fancy Woodmug. A Canadian metal band centered around singer/guitarist David Gold from the early 2000s until his death in 2011. The bands style began as black metal, gradually shifting to a more doom/gothic sound.
by DimeTime2006 July 24, 2021
Get the Woods of Ypresmug. Male plagued with chlamydia or Gonorrhea.
Male who is gifted in the underpants.
Wood cut for the purpose of burning to stay warm or cook food
Male who is gifted in the underpants.
Wood cut for the purpose of burning to stay warm or cook food
She was a great time, but I got stuck with freaking fire wood.
Dang, Paul rocked my world with that curved fire wood.
I’m a stud at cutting up firewood
Dang, Paul rocked my world with that curved fire wood.
I’m a stud at cutting up firewood
by Pdiddypablo April 23, 2018
Get the Fire woodmug. When you wake up at night cause your sleep schedule is fucked up, you get Night Wood instead of morning wood.
by ihavenightwoodagain August 23, 2020
Get the Night Woodmug. Frank was quite embarrassed when he got mourning wood at his friend Fritz's funeral.
However, he did get some nice winks from the widow.
However, he did get some nice winks from the widow.
by scodder May 31, 2010
Get the mourning woodmug.