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Little Towels

Another name used for Pancakes by Dad the Greatest YouTuber in The Universes in the popular web series Dad Feels. Dad being an alien from out of space is unaware of the human term for Pancakes until informed by Daughter.
"I can't wait to go to Restaurant and have some little towels with food sauce on top"
by Biagio X January 4, 2021
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Tea Towel

A very sexy man
by Cookie cat- gamer November 13, 2023
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towel bar

towel bar, v. - The process of purchasing or acquiring goods, unboxing, yeeting the accessories, and placing the object in the direct path of installers without any proximity to actual installation time.
The homeowner is towel barring again; he bought all of the glassware for a bar that's not even built and put it "on the shelves," which are unpacked and disassembled on the floor that's not grouted yet.
by glizzyholm September 23, 2022
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Paper towel rich

When you’re definitely not rolling in money, but you feel like a big spender because you’re tearing off three or four paper towels at a time to handle a tiny spill. This is the kind of rich where you’re not counting sheets, you’re just living that lavish life with extra absorbency.
Alex: "Whoa, are you seriously using four paper towels for that little coffee drip?"

Jordan: "Yeah, I’m paper towel rich now. I don’t have to play it safe with just one anymore."

Alex: "Dang, living the high life, I see!"
by The Josh Speaks October 26, 2024
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Nose Towel

A Canadian word synonymous with tissues or Kleenex.
My nose is runny, can you please pass me a nose towel?
by carnyLP July 19, 2022
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Wet Towel

It is not uncommon for a man of great endurance and fortitude to pound SO much putang in one sitting that he simply no longer has the strength to fortify a lasting erection. In this instance, a master of the ancient arts can still utilize his heroic dong in an act known as “the wet towel”. The wet towel, or as some refer to it as the “putang chopper” is the act of swinging your massive man meat in such a fashion that it begins to slap the holiest of orgasms right out of that beat down, worn out snatch that has been begging for a break for the last two hours.
Chad: “bro you were in there for like 4 hours? What happened?”
Josh: “idk something just came over me. At the end I thought I was toasted, couldn’t even get it up, then I started with the Old Wet Towel and I think we might need to get her to a hospital..”
by Hammerhoff June 20, 2020
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Cologne and hand towels

A code phrase for a guy who intends to hang around men's restrooms looking for a hook up.
Hey, Matty, let's grab a drink!

Nah, I'm going to the men's washroom to hand out cologne and hand towels.
by colonsandhandjobs November 28, 2019
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