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Ranch it

To go all in, fully commit, or dive headfirst into something with zero hesitation. No fear, no second-guessing—just full send
Oh yeah im abt to ranch it

He wasn’t sure about skydiving at first, but then he just ranched it

Ant no way, he really ranched it
by kenzeeebo March 25, 2025
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Road ranching

Masterbating to completion between the intercom and the pick up window at a fast food restaurant
I’m road ranching in the McDonald’s drive through.
by Hoover sucks February 10, 2021
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Dirty Ranch Dip

1 female, 1 or more males. Speculum is used to open vagina or asshole and ranch dressing poured into the orifice. Man or men then dip the balls into the ranch and the female subsequently licks the ranch dip off of the scrotum. Dirty Ranch Dip.
Megan enjoyed the Dirty Ranch Dip as prepared by Billy.
by GingerMedic August 20, 2022
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Dab of ranch

When at a social party (where drinking is present) an unattended drink is ejaculated in. When the owner of said “drink” returns, the cummer watches from a distance as the victim drinks from the glass.
MAYNE I WAS TANYAS AND SAW DAVID GIVE CHARLIE A DAB OF RANCH.
by BangLocalCheeseburgers January 9, 2024
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ranch bottle

When after sexual intercourse the man blows his gigantic load inside the girl; The girl then proceeds to queef out the cum.

"Stacy had so much jizz stuck in her she had to ranch bottle."
"Stacy had so much cum in her she had to ranch bottle it out"
by Hidden Valley February 24, 2015
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Ranch

Ranch: Luke picks his nose’s favorite drink ever. He like the white gooey texture in his mouth.
Me: “What is your favorite drink?”

Luke: “Ranch!”
by Tylerbeep November 29, 2020
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Shagri La Ranch

An Arizona-based nudist camp where you're allowed to "get it on" wif any member of da community.
If you're looking for "anything goes" resorts (i.e., where everyone not only "bares it all", but you can also freely ask anyone there for a "roll in da hay"), a few do exist in various parts of da world --- there's Lake Tittycocka over in da Andes, and then here is da You-Ess-of-Aye we have Shagri La Ranch.
by QuacksO March 14, 2023
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