Ranch day

I luv ranch

Person A:Her today is National ranch day
Person B:WOW!really

by Yum yum kitty June 9, 2020

the fork is in the ranch

An expression used when something bad happens, usually just a minor inconvenience.

Timothy: "Ah man, the fork is in the ranch!"
Kyra: "What happened?"
Timothy: "I forgot my car keys."

by The Rymuss November 26, 2021

girls who eat ranch

People of the female gender who have consumed or continuously consume ranch dressing

Boy: Do like ranch?
Girl: yes I am part of a club called girls who eat ranch

by RogueSoul22 January 4, 2021

Cool Ranch Pudding

The cold cum of a hobo

I was sitting on the bench at the bus stop when a homeless man snuck up on me from behind and deposited his cool ranch pudding on my shoulder.

by CowboyChance February 27, 2021

pampa ranch

A sexual move, when you cum on their food and force them to eat it.

"I fed her some Pampa ranch last night"

by Ignore_this_post March 24, 2022

Ranch Style

A set of sex positions including Cowgirl and Reverse Cowgirl, as well as the male versions of these like Cowboy and Reverse Cowboy. Gender-neutral.

That hot enby rode me Ranch style all night

by realjayjem April 23, 2023

Ranch bottling

When your doing anal and cum inside and they goes to the bathroom and squeeze the cum out of their ass.

What happened between you and Robbie.

I did anal with Robbie and was ranch bottling for half an hour after.

by Oh boy why did I think of this August 11, 2019