Oval Office

All United States president’s coming together to sit on my face for one glorious afternoon

Come here Joe! Come complete the Oval Office!

by Swaggy872 October 25, 2022

Office Knob

The co-worker that has to make a huge deal out of slightest task performed around the office, usually having nothing to do with actual work that the company does.

Mike: “I came in this morning and the water cooler leaked on the floor so I got a mop and a bucket and some paper towels and cleaned it up, then I set up cones and taped it off with caution tape.
Doug: “Jesus, how much water leaked out?
Mike: “go take a look”
Doug: “it’s like the size of a dinner plate”
Mike: “yeah, but somebody could slip on it”
Doug: “but it’s carpet…………fuckin office knob”

by Joey BeefBuicker August 3, 2010

Office Assaulter

This is the name given to the person in your office, who no one really likes, that always finds a way to cop an unwanted feel.

While I was working quietly at my desk Kevin came up behind me and started to rub my back, I was so disgusted. He is such an Office Assaulter!

by jb02 December 9, 2008

I'm in the Office

If you know this phrase then your probably on the phone with Luigi right now. He seems to use this to deflect the awkward of notion of looking down and seeing his unfortunately small sized man junk. He thinks this this phrase is whimsical and funny. However as fasicious as it may be it is unsanitary to talk on the phone while defacating, and rude to talk to anyone while in the act of pushing feces out of your ass.

Cole: *answers* Hey
Luigi: Hey what's up?
Cole: Just got home, you?
Luigi: I'm in the Office
Cole: Why the fuck do you always call me when your taking a shit.
Luigi: *thinks to self* "i have small man junk"

by Cole Truman March 25, 2008

Officer Down

the evolution of "shots fired" and its iterative extension "shots received." Instead of wasting time reflecting on the past, recipients of an insult now just report the crisis in real time.

"hanging out with you made me behave shamefully" "ouch. officer down"

by scout3y February 23, 2015

police officer

stupid fucking pig that chooses to work for a corrupt racist system that biases white hetero cis men💕

maia: #allcopsarebastards
ellie: periodt queen police officers r bitches

by aesukin June 11, 2020

office linebacker

The dirty one at work always by the water cooler looking for the sack.

Tim: So I took Julia home last night.
Bill: Really I did it too. Rolled around in the sack with her.
Mike: What an office linebacker

by foug September 7, 2003