Nick da nonce

nizam is the type of guy who typically likes to go for underage girls, and when that doesn’t work you’ll definitely catch him at a primary school trying again because that’s what nizams are all about... persistence and passionate when it comes to young girls

oh look, nick da nonce back at it again flirting with the year 8s. OR, hey look at nizam dancing with all the kids in the year 8 disco !

by Nlcgang November 23, 2021

Nonce

A derogatory term meaning “non-nazi”

I hate hearing all this positive stuff about Anne Frank, she was a fucking nonce

by The Fürher September 10, 2020

Nonce

Child molester

Maria pinner from Spain is a nonce

by Crack head hunter September 1, 2019

Nonce

Adjective: used by salty third year girls when freshers are more attractive than them.

Unattractive third year girl 1: “Jimmy was getting with a fresher last night”

Unattractive third year girl 2: “shit, he’s 20 and she’s 18, what a nonce”

by SirNoncealot September 20, 2018

Nonce

A nonce is a slang term used to describe a peadophile. It’s typically used in the United Kingdom, by, chavs.

Rah, he’s such a nonce

by wkingsley10 August 28, 2023

big fat nonce

A big fat pedo

That josh Stevenson is a proper big fat nonce

by Ur mum gay 123456 February 18, 2019

Sleep nonce

When you are a sleep and you're partner usually the girlfriend/wife/woman is touching your manhood in a sexual way without you consent,they may continue their assault till ejaculation is achieved. Signs that you may have experienced this are semen trails,sore rectum and or brusing around the genital area. Women with the names Kelly,Anne,Ella and Sue are likely to commit such acts

Kelly is a sleep nonce, I was nonced in my sleep woke up with a snail trail on my chest

by Leano brown September 19, 2025