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new jersey khaki

Wife: "My nephews birthday party is tomorrow, what are you wearing?" Husband: *New Jersey khaki"
by Thunderboogie February 27, 2016
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new jersey dumpling

similar to the blumpkin, a femal vommits after choking on a mans dick, the male shits diarrhea into the toilet to create a mix. The mix is then frozen and wrapped in dumpling dough to eat.
Hey Kal im sort of hungry.

Ok Jessica i got the shits right now so lets make a new jersey dumpling.
Great idea!
by SmelvinHB2 March 4, 2024
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new jersey adult

Like Disney adults in the sense that you will find them either living at Disney or not living at Disney. New Jersey adults will graduate high school and get tf out of the state, go to college in another state for 4 years, then graduate and get a job in another state or travel to other countries, then get married and bring their spouse who’s either from New Jersey or elsewhere back to the Jersey suburbs so that the next generation will repeat the cycle.
Conversation starts at the University of Arizona

Bro 1: “Where you from bro?”
Bro 2: “New Jersey.”
Bro 1: “There’s so many people here from New Jersey.”
Bro 2: “Yeah bro, New Jersey adults are a real thing.”
by Ty 722001 September 4, 2025
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New Jersey Hamster

When you stick your finger in your partners asshole and let that little rasscle wrestle in their asshole.
by Tim Gates December 12, 2018
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New Jersey Hot Plate

the act of hitting a saran wrapped Lava Big Boy so vigorously it pops the plastic over the mouth piece

also hitting a Lava Big Boy while participating in any other variation of a hot plate.

email with questions at: newjerseyhotplate@gmail.com
"Wow! That New Jersey Hot Plate just got me buzzed!"
"Really? I should try that instead of a Pittsburgh Hot plate!"
by nj lover July 2, 2023
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new jersey cartwheel

A sexual act in which a male puts both his legs behind his head, and lays flat on his back while he is naked. The male then has a female partner give him the act of pegging.
Female: Yo babe, tonight, I wanna do something a little freaky. I want to do a New Jersey Cartwheel
Male: I think we need to see other people
by Sacrid May 4, 2016
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New jersey

New Jersey is between DE, PA, NY and the ocean. If you were from the part of New Jersey outside New York, you're from North Jersey (not New York), and if you're from the part of New Jersey outside Philly, you're from South Jersey (not Philly). Most people from New Jersey already know that and would have it no other way. Going to Philly for events, dining, shopping, to visit people, and so on isn't having started life there. Knowing a few people there doesn't make them the people you started your life around.
New Jersey is between a lot of different things up north, though most people don't confuse it with anywhere else.
by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020
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