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fbi guy

A member of the FBI that looks on you through your phone or device. He is typically depicted as being benevolent in nature, helping out many people in their lives. Despite this he is still watching you.

Big Brother is watching.
FBI guy let me know that that girl was interested in me.
by A_Random_Guy2 February 6, 2018
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Guy-del

Noun: To become radically inebriated at a company/family function within the first 30-45 minutes of arrival.

Actions may include but are not limited to: declaring ones sexual desires for everyones wife/girlfriend besides your own whislt she is standing behind you, repeatedly hammering a glass table with an acoustic guitar, and near molestation of family pets.

Cautionary Warning: Guy-deling is 100% avoidable but every party has that Guy-del. Monitoring alcohol consumptioin with anything more than careless regard will save you from being that Guy-del.
ME: Look at Phil. He is already ballroom dancing with the boss' wife.
YOU1: Well, someone has to be that Guy-del.
YOU2: Yeah and it saves me from being that Guy-del.
by Cuse-Nerd October 27, 2011
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forever guy

That one guy who no matter how much y'all fight and fuss. He'll always be there when you need him. The one whose always in your heart. The one the love will never go away for. Your forever guy.
He's my forever guy, I can't help but love him.
by Kelgoddess January 28, 2016
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Cummy Guy

A guy who is known for ejaculating more than average volumes of sperm
"Glenn can be fun in bed, but sometimes he's too much of a cummy guy for me!"
by Jack George June 11, 2008
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Statue guy

A type of user, primarily on Twitter, that has a marble statue from Classical history (or the Renaissance) as their profile picture and has far-right politics. Such users typically post about "degeneracy" extensively, and bemoan the loss of "Western values" in countries like the United States of America and the United Kingdom. They also typically idolize Roman culture and are disapproving toward LGBTQ+ rights as well as other liberal priorities.
A statue guy replied to my Tweet of my dog with, "This is why Rome fell."
by lazarusinhell October 28, 2023
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tournee guy

A tournee guy exploits a small idea to tour the world (often for a short amount of time) in the biggest way possible.
First of all we thought that he is the new Einstein, but then we noticed he is a classical tournee guy.
by EstelleArsênio June 14, 2021
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Lotion Guy

The guy with a chronic masturbation addiction that leads to domestic chaos and eventual divorce.
Guy 1: Yo nigga what does this guy have.
Guy 2: He has Lotion Guy Syndrome
Guy 1: DAMN!
by swagkid69420 November 9, 2020
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