Cup size

Its like how much tea you can fit in your cup

Yo mom look at my cup size, i can fit the whole Boston tea party in here

by Helask06 June 22, 2021

Fun Size

Anything that's too small to be useful.

It was an itsy-bitsy, teeny weeny, fun size polka dot bikini!

by ((Brian Hyland Jr.) Jr.) Jr. June 12, 2011

Penis Size Calculator

An almost foolproof method to calculate the size of someone's penis without actually taking a ruler and measuring it.

height in inches (i.e. 70 instead of 5'10") divided by the age you started puberty.

blacks and italians can add between 1/2 and 3/4 inch, while asians can subtract between 3/4 and an inch.

so far, its been close, if not exactly on par with everyone tested.

The Penis Size Calculator is 90-100% accurate.

by kfjwhsfiuhfww March 17, 2008

seized

It's basically like "pwnd" or "owned". Yell it when someone trips down a flight of stairs, or something.

Alledgedly from Halo.

Primus: *falls down stairs*
Secunda: Seized, asshole!

Primus: *is pushed down stairs by Secunda*
Secunda: Managed to seize ya!

by PJtheHatter September 10, 2006

Swiech

An intelligent and devious person who is normally right.

That person is a Swiech, of course there right.

by swedge February 4, 2010

Swiked

When you are swiping on your mobile phone and accidentally "like" someone's post that you hadn't intended on liking.

Oh shit! I accidentally swiked Larry's racist post about Mexicans - IMF down with La Raza but was not down with his post! Shite!

by RoSatanSF October 15, 2013

Swicegood

a synonym for any man who possesses a Hammer, otherwise known as a Horsecock or Xtra large Meatball sub.

Bruv 1: "Did I ever tell you about the dude I hooked up with that had a Swicegood?
Bruv 2: "Not even close"
Bruv 1: " Well, to make a long story short his Hammer was absolutely Devastating

Bruv 2: Coo Coo

by Denselotus March 19, 2018