shank down

a group of 2 or more people who beat down one person using fists/homemade knives/kicks for no reason or to steal something from them.

NewsPaper Salesmen: "Oh you guys are gonna give me a shank down again!!?"

by sleekdizzle October 23, 2005

shank you with my oboe

to stab one with an oboe

leave me alone or i am going to shank you with my oboe

by dot28_aer February 27, 2009

SHANK'D

An amazing online TV show made by NickShep Productions. Involves simple storylines, kicks in the dick, and of course, random shankings. With Richard Keys and Malik Johnston.

www.myspace.com/nickshepproductions

"Did you watch SHANK'D last night?"

"Yeah, dude, it was fucking awesome!"

by NickShep February 9, 2008

Pie Shank

The art of concealing one or more rusty nails inside of a baked good, such as pie, followed by smashing the pastry into a friend or foe's face causing them excruciating pain, via nails in the face, while bringing wholesome joy to all witnesses. (Remember, it has to be a pastry/baked good or it wont work)

My grandmother baked an apple pie when i specifically asked for pumpkin pie. In a violent act of vengeance i grabbed rusty nails from the garage, stuck them in her apple pie and pie shanked that bitch. (The phrase pie shank is used in the past tense in this definition is used in the past tense)

by Merik Pie August 5, 2010

Swanker

Also known as a she wanker! Most often times a slut in denial. Will often woo attractive guys, solely for the purpose of sexual pleasure and gratification, but withhold sex for ridiculously long periods in order to 'date' them, and convince herself she is not a whore. That given the relationship is always escalating without merit.

Dude: I'm getting married to that Turkish Girl next week!
Real Bro: Are you crazy, you just met yesterday, and only kissed once!
Dude: This one is different!
Real Bro: I had a three way with her two days ago! She's a swanker!

by GuyFawks January 8, 2017

shank

verb
discrete and rapid thrusts with a sharp object, usually with something homemade or makeshift and usually directed toward to lower torso.

not to be confused with stab.

Rafael shanked his target in the gut with a ballpoint pen as he walked past him on the sidewalk.

by Action Steve July 29, 2006

shank master

The best shankar in tha worldz

Skitty is like the shank master tbh

by Paul Poon April 13, 2008