5'0 tiny suicide girl, lauren watts started a website when she was 14 to post n00dz of herself.Slowly developped a fanbase, joined suicide girls. Got beat up in high school for dating girls. now works on trashylife with audrey kitching, posts her phone number for fans to talk.
by agagaga November 6, 2006

Automotive doors that hinge from the rear edge of the door instead of the leading edge. They acquired the "suicide" nickname due to the fact that if the door was not fully closed and the occupant tried to open and reclose the door while the car was moving (which for some reason was once common practice), the rushing air would catch the door and pull it open violently, often pulling the person still holding the door handle out of the car.
Grandpa told us that Uncle Wilbur was run over after he tried to shut the suicide doors on his 33 coupe and was thrown out under a truck. He was never the same after that.
by frnkly December 28, 2005

Physically the worst state one can enter. If pre-suicide is rough, failed suicide is rough whilst being assfucked by an Algerian named Requis.
Fuck I can't believe I failed suicide. Now I have to spend months of rehabilitation in hospital and deal with family and people judging me and just generally making me feel more awful I wish I was fucking dead.
by boshmi May 8, 2018

Another term for "jumping on the grenade" or "taking one for the team".
To be the suicide wingman is to go for the token ugly girl in a group of girls, so that your friends can move in on the more attractive ones.
May strip you of your dignity.
To be the suicide wingman is to go for the token ugly girl in a group of girls, so that your friends can move in on the more attractive ones.
May strip you of your dignity.
by Burrywog July 4, 2010

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by LukeMCFC 141 August 29, 2012

Suicide Soup:
-Bleach
-Tide Pods
-2 blenders
-One toaster
-A bathtub
-A noose
-a cup
First start with making a noose. Hang the noose in the bathtub. Get your bleach, Tide pods, toaster and two blenders. Put the bleach and Tide pods into the tub. Attach the blenders to your wrist. Get into the tub and put the noose around your neck. After slouching down in the tub with the noose around your neck take a cup, fill it with bleach and a single Tide Pod. Drink the cup of bleach and eat the Tide pod. Then drop the toaster at the same time as starting the blenders. The noose will steep you like a tea bag into the tub while everything mixes together creating the soup.
-Bleach
-Tide Pods
-2 blenders
-One toaster
-A bathtub
-A noose
-a cup
First start with making a noose. Hang the noose in the bathtub. Get your bleach, Tide pods, toaster and two blenders. Put the bleach and Tide pods into the tub. Attach the blenders to your wrist. Get into the tub and put the noose around your neck. After slouching down in the tub with the noose around your neck take a cup, fill it with bleach and a single Tide Pod. Drink the cup of bleach and eat the Tide pod. Then drop the toaster at the same time as starting the blenders. The noose will steep you like a tea bag into the tub while everything mixes together creating the soup.
by Tet December 3, 2019
