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Zui Suicide

5'0 tiny suicide girl, lauren watts started a website when she was 14 to post n00dz of herself.Slowly developped a fanbase, joined suicide girls. Got beat up in high school for dating girls. now works on trashylife with audrey kitching, posts her phone number for fans to talk.
Tyler is jelous of Zui Suicide's photographers.
by agagaga November 6, 2006
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Suicide doors

Automotive doors that hinge from the rear edge of the door instead of the leading edge. They acquired the "suicide" nickname due to the fact that if the door was not fully closed and the occupant tried to open and reclose the door while the car was moving (which for some reason was once common practice), the rushing air would catch the door and pull it open violently, often pulling the person still holding the door handle out of the car.
Grandpa told us that Uncle Wilbur was run over after he tried to shut the suicide doors on his 33 coupe and was thrown out under a truck. He was never the same after that.
by frnkly December 28, 2005
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Suicide wingman

Another term for "jumping on the grenade" or "taking one for the team".

To be the suicide wingman is to go for the token ugly girl in a group of girls, so that your friends can move in on the more attractive ones.

May strip you of your dignity.
Sorry Joe, I was the Suicide wingman last time. Its your turn.
by Burrywog July 4, 2010
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Failed Suicide

Physically the worst state one can enter. If pre-suicide is rough, failed suicide is rough whilst being assfucked by an Algerian named Requis.
Fuck I can't believe I failed suicide. Now I have to spend months of rehabilitation in hospital and deal with family and people judging me and just generally making me feel more awful I wish I was fucking dead.
by boshmi May 8, 2018
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suicide stick

slang for cigarette

Coined due to fact cigarettes cause a slow death.
"Hey can I bum a suicide stick?"
by Wolfey866 April 25, 2009
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Suicide Mission

by LukeMCFC 141 August 29, 2012
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suicide mish

When you do something that’s going to end in certain failure but you decide to do it because it’s your obligation to do so. It’s also a very British thing to do.
Can be used in a video game context when you sacrifice yourself for the better of the team.
Variant : suicide mission
Dude1: Cya dude im going on a suicide mission and gna call my ex up about going out again.
Dude2: Instant death.

Dude1: No he’s got a rocket launcher.
Dude2: Don’t worry I'll go outside on a suicide mish and waste his ammo.

Dude1: Dude I got this girl into my room and I was so horny i asked her to suck me off, I thought i was on a suicide mission, but she unzipped my pants and sucked it like a pro whore.
Dude2: Lucky fuck, can I have her number?
by Andy2billion July 15, 2005
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