Don’t stunt

Acting like they ain’t about whatever the context is

Her: Hey I ain’t a cheater

Him: Don’t stunt yes you are
Her:…..

by big gendji August 6, 2022

mandatory pussy stunt

when your puss is so dry you need drugs or someone elses puss to wet it up

Sarah: ugh my puss is so dry and porn isnt working
Dahlia: Girl you need a Mandatory Pussy Stunt
Sarah: Thanks girl x

by mala_xx June 27, 2023

i do my own stunts

You do your own things and don’t need anyone’s help because anyone else’s help is below standard and not realistic.

“Yeah, I do my own stunts, I don’t need you”

by Pineapples sit on the beach August 20, 2023

1 hand and a stunt man

When someone you like is unavailable. So you search porn till you find an actor/actress that looks similar enough. So when you go to masturbate ,you can squint your eyes and not be able to tell the difference

"She's married ,so I pulled a 1 hand and a stunt man last night and fell asleep"

by Rezboy sunday October 30, 2023

annual pussy stunt

a card that you can play once every year that overrides your bestfriends free will which makes them legally obligated to do something for/with you no matter how crazy. once a pussy stunt is called the person who called it cannot call another one until the year is over, and the person whom the pussy stunt got called on cant use theirs for the next 24 hours.

*at an amusement park*
"hey i really wanna go on that ride can you come on it with me"
"absolutely not that looks way too scary and way too fast"
"ok well i call an annual pussy stunt."
"FUCK."

by englishgenius January 14, 2024

Pull up Stuntin

you were anally probed and was transferred to an alien ship. You woke up near plug and he starting "pull-up" stuntin, so you joined him. Therefore creating the infamous tiktok trend "pull up stuntin".
(plug a lil weird but i fw him)

a: yo you tryna go pull up stuntin with a martian plug later?
b: fuck yeah

by OfficerBalls April 5, 2024

Un Centimetro: The First Graphite Stunt

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Arr you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Un Centimetro: The First Graphite Stunt

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025