stricko

when you haven't touched a girl in so long(or ever) your penis is confused when the opportunity arises; you eventually end up jizzing in your pants and wasting the night, being shunned for the rest of your life

man, that kid was gonna get some until he pulled the stricko; now that bitch won't even look at him.

by frank rizzo February 25, 2003

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Strictly Official

when something is so fucking sick its too much. so you have to get strict with it, to control your self. you msut act as an official.

"dude holy shit i just got a new hottub"
"omg really dude no way"
"dude its so cool its on my deck.omg new hottub on deck. strictly official. strictly, official."

by anonymoussssssssssssssssssksss February 18, 2009

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Stripey Dave

A rare sub-species of IT guy. Often found in a makeshift lair under a computer desk, likes apathetic lions and striped shirts. Possessed of an inexplicable urge to feed people, possibly to keep them away from his lair.

Best known for dropping his trousers at random. There is no known correlation between these incidents and the number of people present.

Random person: "Holy crap! What's that guy doing?!"

Co-worker: "Oh that's Stripey Dave. Don't mind him, he does that a lot..."

by eBay_is_awesome November 10, 2010

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Striderian

Relating to the use of humor and irony to avoid conflict by passing any controversial utterances off as a joke. Derived from the character 'Dave Strider', a smart-ass cool-kid from the webcomic 'Homestuck'

But the issue with the “EVERYTHING IS A JOKE, AND DEEP AND MEANINGFUL AT THE SAME TIME!” Striderian philosophy of Hussie’s writing is not only that Hussie uses it to inure HIMSELF from criticism, but also that so very much of his fandom gleefully buys into it.

by ZapRat March 13, 2012

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