sober baby

a girl/guy who does not drink or smoke or take any drugs at parties or ever.

Friend 1: “hey do you want a shot?”
Friend 2: “no thank you, im a sober baby.”

by nire rendnir May 29, 2018

smoberversary

The anniversary of a person's sobriety from smoking

I quit smoking a year ago. It's my first smoberversary!

by KikiLoriLee July 1, 2018

Sober sucker

A girl so ugly that you lose your hard on and the longer she's sucking you the uglier she looks.

Last night I went home with that girl Jessica but I couldn't keep it up and she turned out to be a sober sucker.

by DatBois August 2, 2018

Soberian

The friend who is always sober, and babysits all their drunk friends.

(Soh - bare - ian)

I’m getting drunk with my freinds at the club today, she’s a soberian so she could take all of us home.

by Jesusislord12 November 18, 2018

Sobe

Common US Marine Jargon meaning One who chooses not to go out drinking, making excuses and being, in general, a sober piece of shit is a "fuckin sobe" aka sober. New thing, totally trending

Bro: “Hey guys what’s wrong with Mundle? He hasn’t drank in 3 days”

Other Bro: “Dunno man he’s been a bitch lately so he’s being a sobe”

by AyeeRoscoe December 7, 2018

Sobe

One who chooses not to go out drinking is a "fuckin sobe" aka sober. New thing, totally trending

Boys: “what’s with Mundle? He hasn’t been out in 15 hours, is he okay?”

Bro: “yeah he’s been a bitch since thanksgiving...I think he may be a sobe...”

by AyeeRoscoe December 7, 2018

Sober as a leather couch

sober AF. Have you ever seen a drunken leather couch? Didn't think so.

"We can make our own Tuesday parties! Shots for every NBCOT question you get right."
"I'd be sober as a leather couch, lets use cookies as incentives."

by jazzyj19 December 17, 2018