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When someone's dog shits on the front lawn right in front of a home owner, while I laugh. Why???? Lol, because the dog shits and the dog owner picks it up, total intentional jester, funny as hell, but r u kidding me???? Can't we all just get along ( not a Rodney King Reference). WTF well the world's a crazy place!
I don't know how you have those training skills, but obviously you know more than you've been given credit for, I saw your dog shit on my lawn and I was like r u kidding dog lawn shitting lol I'M SO CONFUSED!!!?????!!!!????the funniest part is that you picked it up quick as it dropped.
by marioM July 25, 2019
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Sitting on your hands

Trying not to contact someone that you really shouldnt contact, for example: Your ex, someone you are chatting up and dont want to appear over keen to, your friends girlfriend that you have a crush on, etc.

Alludes to the thing that teachers and parents make little kids do to make sure they dont touch things they shouldnt. Literally sitting on their hands.
Dude: 'I want to text that girl I met at the club last night...'
Friend: 'Did you text her already and she didnt reply?'
Dude: 'Yes...'
Friend: 'Sit on your hands then. You know the drill.'

'I keep wanting to call my Ex, but I know I will only embarass myself'
'You should be sitting on your hands, mate'
by Tonymicjoe November 20, 2009
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front shitting

Front Shitting is when someone (anyone) shits onto a plate or other surface, then force feeds that shit into the vagina of a lady. Yep, the poop is in there, then the lady shits it out her vadge.

It is like taking a regular dump, just using a different hole, almost like rebirthing a dump.

It is believed this horrific deep was first thought of during a snow boarding trip to New Zealand, but no one knows for sure.

There is the high possibility that filming will start mid 2012 on the feature length film of this despicable act, taking place in Eastern Europe, with a bag full of filthy drugs and some slavish whores.
The tall fish tank repair man took a horrific shit onto a plate. Then from the other room a midget came along, dressed as a 1800's army person and forced the shit into the cunt of the lady laying on a glass table (using a canon stoker to push it into the lady's vadge). The lady then proceeded to "Front Shit" the dump onto the glass table.
Every one then decided that 'Front Shitting' is a truly horrible idea.
by FNTSHT February 18, 2010
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shittingdicknipples

One of the things that 4chan raiders say when they close the pool on Habbo.
"shittingdicknipples shittingdicknipples" repeated over and over again.
by Craig ARC September 24, 2006
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SPITTING

SPITTING, SPIT. to go over other pieces or throws with your throws or pieces.

not always a sign of disrespect, it depend how a person went over your work.
and also you can spit in your own piece with a tag.
Spitting can be negative or positive.

Spit over people cuz there is no more room.

If your going to spit to diss make it obvious your dissing.
by DigDug March 8, 2004
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spitting nails

to be completely & utterly disgusted with something, similar to the rapid fire succesion of nails when a nail gun is used
"I was spitting nails when I saw my mom making out with my boyfriend"
by sleek13 March 3, 2009
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spitting acid

After the plane ride started it was only a matter of minutes before I was spitting acid.
by plegui September 14, 2009
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