seinfeld

In the context of playing bass guitar, "seinfeld" refers to plucking the strings extremely hard. The resulting sound is an obnoxious percussive plucking sound, similar to the Seinfeld TV show theme song.

Wow Kevin, you don't have to seinfeld the bass solo. It's way too obnoxious that way.

by Switty July 6, 2007

Seinfeld

When someone wants to meet with you but has no apparent reason or objectives for the meeting. In other words the meeting is about nothing -- a nod to the TV show Jerry and George were developing for NBC - "a show about nothing"

So this client calls me and says they want to meet so I drop everything to go and we get together at the Royalton and she totally Seinfelded me.

by jimmyurbanD January 26, 2010

jerry seinfeld

A wash out comedian who had a sitcom. Thinks they are funny, but are clearly not and just need to go away.

someone makes a joke, and no one laughs. they just did a Jerry Seinfeld.

by ohavefun December 3, 2007

shinfo

Useless information aquired while on a road trip.

You know they actually measured the length of this hallway in the hotel, it's precisely the length of a football field.

well that's some shinfo I won't ever use again.

by thefoldrock January 10, 2011

Seinfeld

Blaming sex noises on the tv show Seinfeld.

Did you have sex with that girl?" "No dude,we were watching Seinfeld!! What were those strange laughing noises in your room man? " Nothin man we were just watching Seinfeld!!

by Yours trually January 13, 2011

skinflint

A sex act in which a man's penis is rubbed in a manner akin to vigorously rubbing flintstone to start a fire.

Guy 1: 'How was last night?'
Gay 2: 'Oh man....I went home with this chick and she skinflinted me like a pro'
Guy 1: 'You lucky F**K'

by sexykitten93 October 20, 2014

Stenfag

Faggd hiphoppare in Sweden.

-Eeeey y00 oggvartz

-stfu

-eyyy y000

by KOLEAN KEKE-BOY September 1, 2003